food The Drunken Chef

[Scovie]

hahaha I told my buddy he could have it. sand it down and make a table. LOL
 
Thing is, it probably weighs 500 lbs. 

 

[oldsalty]

hahaha I told my buddy he could have it. sand it down and make a table. LOL
 
Thing is, it probably weighs 500 lbs.

Nice will be beautifull have a giant piece of burl from golden pair tree will be making salad bowls out of. But that is an awesome piece love to see a finished pic !

 

[JayT]

So disappointed you didn't burn at least one trash can for posterity... 

 

[t0mato]

I love how you glazed the inside of your microwave!           
 
 
At least use the defrost feature when melting butter! 

 

[Scovie]

No more garbage cans Jay.
 
t0m, That's the funny part. It has a soften butter button that works perfectly. 4oz butter 30 seconds. done.
 
But noooo, not last night.
 
It started snowing a couple hours ago dammit. But it's still out there smoking.
 

 

 

[oldsalty]

AAAHHHHHH 3 MINUTE MICROWAVED BUTTER a chefs dream!! hahaha done did done that thar same thing afore my self

 

[Scovie]

What's funny is I remember being in a hurry, so throw the butter in there and keep hitting the button that adds 30 seconds, that will get it done faster, right?

 

[t0mato]

That's a fancy microwave!!  It even has a butter button. 
 
I hate when I microwave butter an it explodes because then I never have enough to use in the dish that I'm whipping up.....Then I have to start the vicious cycle all over again by microwaving even more.   

 

[TNKS]

paper towel caps prevent butter melt launch's
Ours would literally blow up a full stick in 30 sec(Mama's Hot Rod Nuker)

 

[Scovie]

Um, you do realize this is The Drunken Chef, right? Did you see the inside of my microwave? It blew the fuck up!
 
Does your avatar really say "proud enemy of Islam"? woa dude.

 

[oldsalty]

NCBE Non Containable Butter Explosion!! haha

 

[Alynne]

9:30 and I'm carmelizing onions for a quesadilla. Tough day.

 

[Alynne]

No protein in the house. So onions, chilies and tortillas. I also have very mild queso fresco

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No protein in the house. So onions, chilies and tortillas. I also have very mild queso fresco

 

[Scovie]

At the very least, there is no booze in the pic.
 
I think this thread is dead.

 

[grantmichaels]

Show 'em how it's done =)

 

[Scovie]

I tried.
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/9178-the-drunken-chef/?p=1286366

 

[The Hot Pepper]

No protein in the house. So onions, chilies and tortillas. I also have very mild queso fresco
 
No protein in the house. So onions, chilies and tortillas. I also have very mild queso fresco

 
Alynne gets a pass dude. She double posted (that's like seeing double lol) some onions in a pan for onion tacos LOL! Yup drunk.

 

[grantmichaels]

I tried.
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/9178-the-drunken-chef/?p=1286366

 
Some oldies ...
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/9178-the-drunken-chef/page-500#entry681111
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/9178-the-drunken-chef/page-499#entry681039
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/9178-the-drunken-chef/page-479#entry660149
 
There's a lot of drunken curry - now we hardly make curry ...

 

[Alynne]

I will not let this go dead. Just a few quiet months. Eating Indian leftovers from last Sunday. Tonight will repurpose with Indian pizza.

 

[Alynne]

Pre oven:

Garlic naan, mak I dal, seranos, queso blanco, cilantro.

I will do better on the final pic, but it is in true drunken chef blurriness.
Less blurry than on the phone....