food The Drunken Chef

Ok!!!

I just have to say....I'm so damn proud of myself I can't see straight!

Wait....that MIGHT be the 11 beers.....but I digest....

Tonight, I'm playing a little "Kitchen Macgyver" as I was hungry and just couldn't face another Hot Pocket. So, I went to the pantry and the fridge and this is what I found:

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Canned crab, clams, leftover KFC coleslaw, round wrappers, a few orange habs (yes..I have bags-full!), my XXX powder, and the rest of the party you can make out from the photo.

I took the 3-day-old slaw and dumped it into a sieve and rinsed it off:

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Opened up the crab and clams....drained them well....

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....and added them to the slaw with minced hahanero, XXX powder, pepper, and soy sauce:

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After a good mix, I was just going to fold them up rangoon-style. Then I thought....

NAHHH!!!

So.......I made: MINI SPRING ROLLS!!!! :rofl:

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Aren't they just so CUTE!!!!?
 
Fine looking eats CH & PF. I have often been temped to try to make a Jucy Lucy. Perhaps it's time I do. Until then I am having two of my favorites make that three. Seriously hot wings, quesadillas, and Vodka! Pics forthcoming. Paul, you are a maniac.
 
Here are the money shots!! These are tiny, single-bite, crispy, spicy goodness!!

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YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They lose scale, somehow here....think about the size of your pinky. Plus, it beats the hell out of the H/P!!
 
Nope, scale is there with the Keystone's. Looking good again Paul. I will open another bottle of vodka in your honor. The next vodka and tonic is for you.
 
Good 'Gawd ya'll those look great Paul! COMSUFLANT orders are coming down the pipe! You are to ship those to me ASAP!

AYE AYE to the Hot, the Blue, and the Righeous!

p.s. What are you wearing sailor?
 
Pepperfreak said:
Oh can we start with Halloween 1, I liked it better. :lol:
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Haven't seen the second one...Rob Zombie is a lunatic!

JayT said:
Nope, scale is there with the Keystone's. Looking good again Paul. I will open another bottle of vodka in your honor. The next vodka and tonic is for you.
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Thanks!! I'll take one while you're at it, Jay!

texas blues said:
Good 'Gawd ya'll those look great Paul! COMSUFLANT orders are coming down the pipe! You are to ship those to me ASAP!

AYE AYE to the Hot, the Blue, and the Righeous!

p.s. What are you wearing sailor?
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Paul bows deeply. Thank you, sir!

At the moment, I've got on my Guinness jammies, TAZ slippers, and a couple dribbles of dipping sauce. ;)

DRANKIN!!!!!
 
WTF do you want to know what he is wearing for? Don't ask don't tell is my policy on that one. Anyway, I am getting drunk tonight. Had a few good beers, now I am drinking the vodka and tonics with lime. There is a partial bottle of wine in the fridge too that needs to go. I needed to make lots of food in a hurry, so I made some little English muffin pizzas for the boy, some seriously hot wings for me (think DM MKII and Fatalii powder, cut with a bit of honey and some garlic wing-time sauce) then some marinated chicken and fresh veggies quesadillas. I know I have made and posted this stuff before, but does it ever really get old? For me this is the ultimate drunken meal.

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What is the alcohol content of this "Keystone light", all i could find was that it was "high" in alcohol. Oh yeah you boys are getting ripped off too, we get 375mls in our cans! :D
 
Jay for the WIN you sexy bitch! Dude, I'm with you compadre......I can eat anything if it's on a tortilla.
H, B, & R for you sir along with a SHAZAAM!!
 
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