So I tried The Hottest Sauce in the Universe tonight. Was it hot? YES. I cant even begin to describe to you my experience tonight. I did put it on video, but thats gonna be staying in my personal collection. I'll just say this....the taste was the worst thing ever. Tasted like vinegar and extract. The burn was the worst. It was an all over burn that mainly burned the back of my throat, no pun intended.
IMMEDIATELY hit the stomach. Had to start drinking water right away because the taste was SO bad. It was liquid fire. After a few minutes, I just stopped the video. I knew I was gonna throw up. Walked around for a few minutes. Didnt help. Laid in bed for a few. Helped, for the moment. Wife asked me if I needed anything. I told her chocolate milk. Since we didnt have any milk in the house, I asked her to go to the store and get me some milk. Right after she left, I IMMEDIATELY started having SEVERE abdominal pains. And ya'll, I dont mean the kind you get when you have a stomach virus, or get food poisoning. Ive had those. Trying to compare the pain I had tonight with stomach virus pain is like having someone that is mentally and physically handicapped go up against Barry Bonds in a home run contest. I cannot stress how much worse it was. SO bad, in fact, that I called the wife back after she had JUST left and told her to come home, I need to go to the hospital. By the time she got home, I was in a severe sweat all over my whole body, was writhing and screaming in pain, and actually started throwing up. I was in SO much pain ya'll. I have been in a LOT of pain in my life, but this was BY FAR the worst pain. PERIOD. I think the woman that worked the counter at the store that I bought it said it was made with a 7 million svu extract. So, when the wife came into the bathroom with me laying in a pile of my own vomit, I told her I wanted her to call the ambulance to come get me. She did. And bless her heart, she was SO upset. She just saw her big ass husband screaming in pain. She was FREAKED out. So she called the ambulance, and they came after a few minutes. I couldnt even get off of the floor. BUT, about the time they showed up, I started feeling a TINY bit better. Enough to where I didnt think I needed to go to the hospital. So they checked me out, and went on their way.
They had moved me to the bed, which is where I stayed. My wife is SO incredible that she cleaned up the whole mess in my bathroom while I laid in bed. I am telling ya'll, I am SO blessed to be with a woman like that. I truelly dont deserve her.
So here is to all of the supportive women, and men, that put up with our dumb asses.
I Love You Alicia.
IMMEDIATELY hit the stomach. Had to start drinking water right away because the taste was SO bad. It was liquid fire. After a few minutes, I just stopped the video. I knew I was gonna throw up. Walked around for a few minutes. Didnt help. Laid in bed for a few. Helped, for the moment. Wife asked me if I needed anything. I told her chocolate milk. Since we didnt have any milk in the house, I asked her to go to the store and get me some milk. Right after she left, I IMMEDIATELY started having SEVERE abdominal pains. And ya'll, I dont mean the kind you get when you have a stomach virus, or get food poisoning. Ive had those. Trying to compare the pain I had tonight with stomach virus pain is like having someone that is mentally and physically handicapped go up against Barry Bonds in a home run contest. I cannot stress how much worse it was. SO bad, in fact, that I called the wife back after she had JUST left and told her to come home, I need to go to the hospital. By the time she got home, I was in a severe sweat all over my whole body, was writhing and screaming in pain, and actually started throwing up. I was in SO much pain ya'll. I have been in a LOT of pain in my life, but this was BY FAR the worst pain. PERIOD. I think the woman that worked the counter at the store that I bought it said it was made with a 7 million svu extract. So, when the wife came into the bathroom with me laying in a pile of my own vomit, I told her I wanted her to call the ambulance to come get me. She did. And bless her heart, she was SO upset. She just saw her big ass husband screaming in pain. She was FREAKED out. So she called the ambulance, and they came after a few minutes. I couldnt even get off of the floor. BUT, about the time they showed up, I started feeling a TINY bit better. Enough to where I didnt think I needed to go to the hospital. So they checked me out, and went on their way.
They had moved me to the bed, which is where I stayed. My wife is SO incredible that she cleaned up the whole mess in my bathroom while I laid in bed. I am telling ya'll, I am SO blessed to be with a woman like that. I truelly dont deserve her.
So here is to all of the supportive women, and men, that put up with our dumb asses.
I Love You Alicia.
