food The Last Great Pizza Thread

[texas blues]

I don't care how long it took to cook that pizza.
 
Just gimme' a slice.
 
In this life.
 
There are only so many awesome moments.
 
But you'll never know until you live and taste every single moment.
 
That might be the best pizza I ever ate.
 
Pizza is like a woman.
 
There is a spot on all women.
 
That spot along the hair line.
 
Just behind the left ear.
 
The smell of a woman.
 
When you press your nose to it and inhale.
 
The fragrance is like a drug.
 
Cocaine.
 
Now imagine another world.
 
Another dimension.
 
That spot.
 
That woman.
 
Smells like a pepperoni and cheese pizza.
 
And then you lose your job.
 
And then she leaves you.
 
 
You start robbing pizza delivery drivers.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 

[texas blues]

Rookies.
 
I was pizza and pussyficating before y'all were born.
 
I don't get high on false drugs.
 
I get high on the real 'thang.
 
Powerful gasoline.
 
A clean windshield.
 
And a shoe shine.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

DOP pizza is 90 seconds lol.

 

[Hells Kitchen]

2 hour PIZZA? hell nawwww come on man.

 
Tell it to my bloody dead coals haha! 
 
 
I'm convinced my coals are stuffed, they just seemed to completely lose energy when the lid was on, and the lid handle was stone cold to the touch when other times I just about need a rag to grab it. 

 

[dragonsfire]

Pizza last night
 
Fife flour with Caraway and Goose fat from by boiling the bones. Nice crunchy crust.
 
Ate the whole thing, heavenly
 

 

[texas blues]

Dude.
 
That last pic.
 
Looks like you're boiling octopus.
 
In glass.
 
No matter.
 
Gimme that melty cheese now!
 
 
 
 

 

[dragonsfire]

lol, now you say it, it does look like that, haven't cooked octopus since the eighties, nope, dried tomatoes added when it was hot to soak up the stock

 

[texas blues]

I've eaten octopus many times.
 
And many ways.
 
All cooked by friends and served to me.
 
I ate it out of respect.
 
But its always been the same.
 
Like my dogs rubber chew toy.
 
Which has more flavor.
 
Because of the dried doggy saliva flavor enhancement.
 
And one more 'thang...
 
Never eat octopus while watching the movie Alien.
 
 
 
 
 

 

[dragonsfire]

When its done right then its tender like chicken, was like a rubber bone when I first tried it, used pressure cooker and it was great, gave it a quick fry afterwards for some crispness.

 

[dragonsfire]

Pizza Bread.
Extra thick fife flour dough with caraway. Basil from porch garden, topped with my Turmeric habanero sauce.
 

 

[dragonsfire]

Another Pizza last night.
 
I rolled out the dough, layered fresh basil, then rolled it up and made spirel and then rolled again.
Onion, CHipotle, Oregano, Aged Cheddar. Unico Tomatoes crushed.
 

 

[texas blues]

Another Kilauea lava flow of cheese.
 
I'd Chairman Mao that all day!

 

[BigB]

made a few pizzas, we've been enjoying trader joe's cauliflower crust as a healthier alternative. pretty good
 
 

started with two plain pizzas, then added the toppings which i already cooked

 
popped this sautéed mushroom medley with garden everglades cherry tomatoes back in the broiler, then added  truffle oil and basil

 
 
prosciutto, and arugula 

 
 

 

[dragonsfire]

Nice ones

 

[dragonsfire]

Another one, guess in the Pizza mood Chipotle the main spice.
Fife flour, Red pepper, Tomato, Dill.
 

 

[sinensis]

neapolitan style!
 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

holy shit

 

[Grass Snake]

People in Chicago don't play when it comes to pizza! Nice work Sinensis.