I try my hardest to not be.
tpbm has inadvertently been cruel at least once in their life.
tpbm has inadvertently been cruel at least once in their life.
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the person below me
- Thread starter GrumpyBear
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I was cruel once as a child.
I fed wall lizard with pain balm, made dogs drink castor oil and seperated heads of house flies after catching them
tpbm thinks I must be crazy.
I fed wall lizard with pain balm, made dogs drink castor oil and seperated heads of house flies after catching them
tpbm thinks I must be crazy.
Actually, "sadist" comes to mind well before "crazy".
tpbm is listening to (or has recently listened to) a new found gem of a song.
tpbm is listening to (or has recently listened to) a new found gem of a song.
Oh yes "Bandala" by the Partridge Family.
TPBM is laughing.
TPBM is laughing.
No, I am too freaked out to be laughing!
tpbm has an awful song stuck in their head.
tpbm has an awful song stuck in their head.
Yes....and it's by Hermans Hermits.
TPBM is into something good.
TPBM is into something good.
Yes, I woke up this morning feeling fine, there's something special on my mind. Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah....
tpbm wishes this was true for me.
tpbm wishes this was true for me.
Yup!
TPBM is Henry the VIII.
TPBM is Henry the VIII.
No. I am not Henry the VIIIth, I am Kissinger the IXth.
tpbm is fed up now.
tpbm is fed up now.
Yup, I am fed up with people writing in bold! 
tpbm has just finished cooking something.
tpbm has just finished cooking something.
Nope...I'm saving up for dinner.....KY Hot Brown!! 
Don't you just love good food?
Don't you just love good food?
Good food? One of the greatest things known to man EVER!
tpbm will scold Pauly for asking a question in his previous post instead of doing the whole tpbm thing.
tpbm will scold Pauly for asking a question in his previous post instead of doing the whole tpbm thing.
Sounds good but I am in more of a pizza mood.
Was all geared up to get some fine ass Jalapeno, Sundried Tomato and Garlic Pizza on Turkish Bread from the local markets until I realized at the last minute they weren't on today!
tpbm wants some of this:
Was all geared up to get some fine ass Jalapeno, Sundried Tomato and Garlic Pizza on Turkish Bread from the local markets until I realized at the last minute they weren't on today!
tpbm wants some of this:
Yes!!
TPBM wants waffles....but not pre-made waffles....that is to say waffles that were made before you bought them....not that waffles made from a pre-mix aren't "pre-made"....when I say not pre-made, I mean waffles that are cooked of unique ingedients....or traditional ingredients....but wait...that'd be a "plain" waffle......which classifies it with the pre-made.....or does it?.....hmmm....
TPBM wants waffles....but not pre-made waffles....that is to say waffles that were made before you bought them....not that waffles made from a pre-mix aren't "pre-made"....when I say not pre-made, I mean waffles that are cooked of unique ingedients....or traditional ingredients....but wait...that'd be a "plain" waffle......which classifies it with the pre-made.....or does it?.....hmmm....
Uh... yes, whatever waffles you got will be fine. 
tpbm has a tendency to waffle on sometimes.
tpbm has a tendency to waffle on sometimes.
May be yes to that.
tpbm gets impatient with people nowadays.
tpbm gets impatient with people nowadays.
Let's just say that I'm not as patient as I used to be.
tpbm is not their usual self today.
tpbm is not their usual self today.
Yeh. I feel like a hungry mouse in a church today.
where is my breakfast?
tpbm wants to bash someone.
where is my breakfast?
tpbm wants to bash someone.
No, I am not the violent type.
tpbm wants to bash someone with an inflatable bat just for fun.
tpbm wants to bash someone with an inflatable bat just for fun.