the person below me

[pileiton]

Help!
TPBM sleeps like a baby.

 

[geeme]

I wish!

TPBM has a fuzzy caterpillar for a pet.

 

[Beehunter]

But its not allowed near my plants!

TPBM is loving this monday morning.

 

[gasificada]

Nah, my Monday has been pretty crappy to say the least.

TPBM is great at putting things into perspective.

 

[Beehunter]

i think so! so people just think i like to exaggerate.

TPBM thinks tuesday has got to be better.

 

[gasificada]

It had better be! :shakes fist at Tuesday:

TPBM wonders about the wonders of the universe.

 

[Beehunter]

not today. my brain can only handle simple things of a monday. Anything more complicated than remember to zip my fly back up after using the bathroom is not possible.

TPBM finds the pleasure in pain.

 

[geeme]

In the pain itself? No. But I do get a sense of accomplishment when I'm able to push through the pain and get beyond where I thought I could. (Yeah, thinking PT right now...) Or, doing the tough thing which eventually reseolves the pain, even if doing the tough thing hurts like the dickens.

TPBM understands the type of thing I'm alluding to with that last sentence.

 

[Beehunter]

I think most people have had that experience in one way or another.

TPBM find allusion entertaining

 

[geeme]

Hmm... isn't simply being the TPBY entertaining and allusory enough?

TPBM is going to look up whether "allusory" is a real word or not.

 

[Beehunter]

i was totally going to until you said that. now i will just live in my ignorance....

TPBM thinks there is nothing wrong with a cool bed on a warm night!

 

[paulky_2000]

Agreed. Especially if you put your girlfriend in the freezer ahead of time.

TPBM is delivered in 30 minutes or less or they're free.

 

[gasificada]

Perhaps at a reduced price but I never come free!

TPBM will keep shopping around for a better deal.

 

[geeme]

No - the best things in life are never truly free. But I will keep shopping for a deal that is, at least, on this side of the ocean!

TPBM knows a little someone named Eric.

 

[Beehunter]

I do know quit a few Erics. none of them are all that small though.

TPBM doesnt think i know THE little someone named Eric.

 

[gasificada]

I don't know...

But TPBM does.

 

[geeme]

Well, if you're on a different continent from me, you probably don't. THE little someone named Eric is a cute little 3-year-old I got to meet yesterday. Now I'll have his mommy and daddy tell him that he's internationally famous as THE Eric.

TPBM can touch their toes with their fingers, while standing up straight.

 

[Beehunter]

I dont even understand what that means but im picturing very long arms and very short legs.

TPBM Has a different idea of what that means.

 

[geeme]

Your version works for me!

TPBM wants a new pillow.

 

[gasificada]

No. Even though me and my pillow would have to be close to celebrating our 20th year anniversary now, it's still the comfiest pillow I have ever slept on!

TPBM is disgusted. (What do they say? You should replace your pillow once a year or something?)