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Things you can only do if you are single

Naga Jolokia Addict said:
No body wants an ol' man.....booohoooohooo:tear:
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Dude...it ain't so bad. But truthfully, it's tough for the ladies to get all hot and bothered by a guy who looks like a baboon. Just sayin'.
 
Not to mention the puffy orange butt.
 
pileiton said:
Define old. Methuselah old? Harrison Ford old? Give me a number to work with.
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I think he's 60 ish. Still pretty young yet. mrs. blues likes them ALOT older than that. Preferably loaded with cash and close to death.
 
texas blues said:
Dude...it ain't so bad. But truthfully, it's tough for the ladies to get all hot and bothered by a guy who looks like a baboon. Just sayin'.
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Baboons are the best lovers and so are Bonobos.
 
JayT said:
gasoline and a match.
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shave one side and they'll all run to the other. Light that side on fire and when they run out, stab them with an ice pick!




fwiw- Nothing kills the mood faster than anything skanky "down there"!
 
Then my question still remains unanswered, TB.

If that is your pic and the one paulieky posted is his, I know what I want for dinner.

SANDWICH!!!!!

I don't know NJA but based on my experience with older men they make better lovers. Even without Viagra.
 
pileiton said:
Then my question still remains unanswered, TB.

If that is your pic and the one paulieky posted is his, I know what I want for dinner.

SANDWICH!!!!!

I don't know NJA but based on my experience with older men they make better lovers. Even without Viagra.
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I guess if you're seeking a $5 half-foot long, go for it.
 
Bwahahaha. In the same drunk tank? pileiton is a male dude. Bubba!
 
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