contest Throwdown Smacktalk

frydad4 said:
One time, I was with a buddy of mine, and he was WASTED drunk, and he was convinced he was going to hook up with this girl (win a throwdown).
He kept HITTING ON HER and HITTING ON HER and HITTING ON HER, it was relentless, and he was slurring his words and not making sense (blabbering on his posts).
The truth was, he had never hooked up with a girl, or anyone, before (won a throwdown).
Many of the other people in the room had already spent the night with her (she was hot and wild like a throwdown crown) and knew he didn't have what it took to suit her fancy.
But he kept on pursuing her, with his incessant gibberish, to the point where it became annoying, and he went home and played with himself (played with himself).

GEEME, SLOW DOWN!!!!!!! (and take pictures with your cell phone!).

...but good luck. A veteran will bury you.
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Ouch!!! :rofl:

If there was a crown for smack talk, I see a WIN!
 
frydad4 said:
GEEME, SLOW DOWN!!!!!!! (and take pictures with your cell phone!).

...but good luck. A veteran will bury you.
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What? My Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS2 with its Leica lense isn't good enough??? Take pictures with my CELL PHONE??? What pictures are you looking for? Oh - my winning throwdown entry - that's not until September, silly! Hmm. Maybe you were thinking pictures of me in my skinny jeans - but Joey already dissed those - so sad!
 
mikeinsc said:
I guess I'm in on this one. I'll have to revive and modify one of my signature dishes that has ____,______, _____,_____,_____,gouda,butter,salt, _____, a pepper that doesn't have an SHU and other stuff.
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Looks like we've rustled up another newb!
 
I found a little something a couple of the noobs put together....


You got the spirit there guys, I'll give you that, but it comes across a little, umm, soft....
 
Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS2...how rugged!

you will need a waterproof camera (which it thankfully is) because when nobody votes for you, except for yourself, you will cry.

It's also drop-proof, which is good too. You could tape it to your jaw and it won't break when you see what everyone else posts.
 
gasificada said:
I found a little something a couple of the noobs put together....


You got the spirit there guys, I'll give you that, but it comes across a little, umm, soft....
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think the one on the right is my daughter's gangsta boyfriend!!! :rofl:




FD4......that was just the post I needed!!!!
 
mikeinsc, on 20 August 2010 - 04:04 PM, said:
I guess I'm in on this one. I'll have to revive and modify one of my signature dishes that has ____,______, _____,_____,_____,gouda,butter,salt, _____, a pepper that doesn't have an SHU and other stuff.

:?: What happened to this post? Is it just a figment of geeme's imagination????

Pi posted at 3:43 and the next post is geeme at 4:17. Did geeme scare him off already or is geeme just so desperate for friends he's making them up?

:rofl:

Frydad4, you get some bling for that smack. :lol:
 
My Lord this has gotten interesting. I will reveal no plans for my throwdown entry, but I can promise any noob that you better bring it if you have any plans of contending with me, TB, SL, Paul, AJ, DTS, the SoFlo Posse, THP, or any of the other veterans of these throwdowns that I may have missed. It may taste good to you but that has little bearing on how it fares when the votes are cast. A whole lot of smack talk is going on, and I like that, but you better be prepared to swallow your pride when you get one or even worse, zero votes...
 
geeme said:
HE? Who said I'm a HE?
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well, your gender is "not telling" and your real name is not definitively one or the other. :think:
 
Geeme's gender is "not telling", which means "female". (no offense to the wonderful females on this site, Salsalady included...I love you!)

Wow. PLOT TWIST! Need to re-read the thread.

But I still mean all of the smack talk.
Geeme is inexperienced on this site, has never posted any pics of any food (including a drunken chef for fun), but SHE continues to talk smack, and is therefore annoying.

I have suspicion that Geeme does not actually exist and is a product of THP propaganda to make throwdowns more fun.
 
frydad4 said:
Geeme's gender is "not telling", which means "female". (no offense to the wonderful females on this site, Salsalady included...I love you!)

Wow. PLOT TWIST! Need to re-read the thread.

But I still mean all of the smack talk.
Geeme is inexperienced on this site, has never posted any pics of any food (including a drunken chef for fun), but SHE continues to talk smack, and is therefore annoying.

I have suspicion that Geeme does not actually exist and is a product of THP propaganda to make throwdowns more fun.
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Ooooh... conspiracy theory!

Who's the master of puppets? The actual boss, himself???
 
Hmmm yes we had better watch out for the veterans they seem pretty tough
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paulky_2000 said:
I'm thinking about a crab/lobster-cake burger.....kinda like the ones I've seen in the Chesapeake area....




If done right.........no can defense!


:rofl:
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Hmmmmmm..... been there....went beyond...........
 
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