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But of course Scovie. I went to La Feria H.S....."the fair". This one was more awesome!

Fairies wear boots. Hear me now, believe me later.
 
Scovie will be the MC at this year's Fairy & Human Relations conference ...at a semi-undisclosed location south of Twisp. He'll be wearing furry fairy boots.


True story.
 
He was on South Beach selling a new fragrance he developed for "Curious" men.

It's called, "Twisp".

The slogan, "Twisp, for men with a lisp".
 
I've been developing 'Twisp - For Curious Men' for years, and it sold like illegal Indian Fireworks at SoBe.
What gives wit dat?

Yes, I got married in furry boots...

True friggen story.
 
well, I'm just glad to hear you don't have to buy a new pair of boots or skin Bear, that guy, to get your furry fairy boots for the Conference.

How is that ..."fragrance"...coming along in the Twisp market, Scovie? Same reception as the So-Beech market?









;)
 
No way SL. The fairy meeting you speak of, smells of unshaved womens under arm sweat, Patchouli, and burning Pine. No furry boots to be seen.

Ewww.



SoBe was buying 'Twisp-for Curious Men' faster than I could "bottle" it.

Yum yum. cha cha cha!
 
Scoville DeVille said:
No way SL. The fairy meeting you speak of, smells of unshaved womens under arm sweat, Patchouli, and burning Pine. No furry boots to be seen.

Ewww.
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How would YOU KNOW? ;)



And those furry boots are actually women's feet/legs you will be channeling in your role as MC.



I've heard rumors of a winged koala bear wearing a palm frond skirt being seen in the park across from the Twisp post office. Is it acutally a Scovie training for the Conference? Or a mutated Florida Swamp Ape that hasn't fully metabolized the implanted DNA yet....
 
After the SoFlo trip he's emceeing Burning Crotch.
 
frydad4 said:
It's a good day for Soflo Softshells.

But then again, what day isn't??
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What's the SoFlo term.....mannzicles? Deep fried softshell crab tacos FTW! I may be disappointed if stone crab taco's don't make an appearance. Wait...check that...jamon & pulled pork cubano taco's. NO! I got it....mahi mahi nacho's topped with cuban pork chicharone's!!

My noggin' is all hurty now.
 
That's a pant-load of great ideas.

I had a great idea for this one last night, but I forgot what it was when I sobered up.
Damn, I hate when that happens.

Chicharrones nachos shouldn't have any tortilla involved. They become the chips themselves.
Blackened Mahi on chicharrones with a mojito salsa and a mango slaw. Not good for this throwdown, but i could roll with that!
 
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