Rule 9000
Smoked food is not leftovers.
Smoked food is not leftovers.
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Unofficial Rules for Cooking and Posting on THP
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Rule # 627.b
A pulled pork sammich isn't a pulled pork sammich if it's just meat & bread. You must have something crunchy, like slaw, and something tangy, like pickles. I'm talking to you, county fair & your lousy $11 bread & meat thing.
Rule 7914, subsection 2C:
If it can be deep fried, someone will eat it. See also "things at the county fair that are disgusting" epilogue.
(I've seen deep fried watermelon on a stick, deep fried PB&J on a stick & deep fried cheeseburgers on a stick so far)
Rule #666, "the devil shits fire" - cheeseburgers should never be "on a stick"
Ever.
A pulled pork sammich isn't a pulled pork sammich if it's just meat & bread. You must have something crunchy, like slaw, and something tangy, like pickles. I'm talking to you, county fair & your lousy $11 bread & meat thing.
Rule 7914, subsection 2C:
If it can be deep fried, someone will eat it. See also "things at the county fair that are disgusting" epilogue.
(I've seen deep fried watermelon on a stick, deep fried PB&J on a stick & deep fried cheeseburgers on a stick so far)
Rule #666, "the devil shits fire" - cheeseburgers should never be "on a stick"
Ever.
JayT said:
A clear violation of Rule 7914, subsection 2C, that's what.
Rule #72
If it can be put on a stick and deep fried, someone will.
Rule #1,671
Thou shalt not DPSE with food. If you cooked it drunk, plated it drunk, photographed it drunk, ate it drunk, and posted it drunk, it shall become the permanent record of said experience. Coming back to edit it later completely roons the experience and taints it for anyone reading.
And yes, I said "taint".
Thou shalt not DPSE with food. If you cooked it drunk, plated it drunk, photographed it drunk, ate it drunk, and posted it drunk, it shall become the permanent record of said experience. Coming back to edit it later completely roons the experience and taints it for anyone reading.
And yes, I said "taint".
Not even vegeterratium chili?JayT said:
If there's taint, is it really vegetarian?LUCKYDOG said:
Veggie chili is an oxymoron. Do you mean vegetable soup?
Lee Majors would not approve.
Rule 12xaj-fallguy
Lee Majors would not approve.
Rule 12xaj-fallguy
Rule #9,726 - Don't deep fry while naked. Unless you're into that, in which case always deep fry naked.
Rule 1.789-G (for Grant)
NEVER post a grilled cheese w/o a cheese pull shot.
NEVER post a grilled cheese w/o a cheese pull shot.
grantmichaels said:
The Hot Pepper said:
The money shot of grilled cheese!
LOL you broke the rule.