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You'd be surprised to know that yesturday I was swimming in a spool of windex that actually tasted like sherbet.
 
 
 
Balisong, pillow, nintendo
 
Wolf1888 said:
You'd be surprised to know that yesturday I was swimming in a spool of windex that actually tasted like sherbet.
 
 
 
Balisong, pillow, nintendo
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i tested my brand new Balisong Butterfly knife on my annoying roomates Nintendo cables his pillows and his bedding,it proved to be a very sharp knife
 
gasgrill,mg42(machinegun),yugo (car)
 
With my mg42 as a cutting device I was able to piece apart the yugo to fashion a new gasgrill to roast this years pepper crop.




Capers,trilobite, spam
 
Rymerpt said:
With my mg42 as a cutting device I was able to piece apart the yugo to fashion a new gasgrill to roast this years pepper crop.
Capers,trilobite, spam
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After a day of searching for fossils I found a trilobite and celibrated with a spam and capers omelet.


Road-rash, rice-rocket, hair-net
 
After donning my hair net, I jumped aboard my rice-rocket and prayed that I wouldn't end up covered in road-rash.
 
 
Gotham, bay, flowers.
 
My last employer, Gotham City,sent me off with flowers and a huge party by the bay.


Turkey, paper-clip, belly-button
 
The pain that the stone created upon exit was enough to have me pulling my hair out, balling like an infant and drooling like a senior citizen.


Dentures, cummerbund, cottage-cheese
 
At the prom I had to brush cottage cheese off my cummerbund and dad had left his dentures in the pocket of his tux that I borrowed.



Seeds, superhot, Peter
 
Lol, I love how you repost an other one 10000000000 times easier when it gets too long :P
 
 
Have you seen Peter's wife? She's superhot, I'd plant my seeds in her ovaries.
 
 
 
 
 
Porch, donut, circuit
 
Fuck black Friday at Circuit City! I'm just gonna have me my donut right here on the porch and wait for cyber Monday.



Peppermint, mint, pepper
 
Suzie sucks down so much Sake on new years eve that come the new year she can barely walk.



Resolution, Astronaut, BBQ.
 
My new years resolution is to BBQ the next astronaught that tries to steal my ghost pepper plant for fuel. Fuckers!!


Bottle-rocket, entertainment, mentos
 
There's nothing I like more for entertainment than chewing on Mentos and watching Bottle-rocket fails on YouTube. 
 
 
 
Disc, cassette, vinyl.
 
I melted down all my disc and vinyl media and poured them into molds to fashion myself some new cassettes. Gotta love the eighties.



What music do you listen to?
 
As I stumbled home, dirt drunk, I could hear the screams of disgust being broadcast by my wife for all the neighborhood to hear.
 
 
Bushfire, wedgie, sunburn. 
 
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