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I have known many Jacks in my life. Let's see, there was Kojak, Billy Jack, and a mister meoff that used to carjack, but my favorite was Jill. She was a lumberjack.


Ramrod, anchovie, Friday
 
On Friday, I used a ramrod to stuff anchovies down the barrel of a potato gun.
 
 
Gravity, Boobies, Asparagus
 
i was carjacked by a desperate bald lumberjack with a lollypop in his mouth like kojack
 
 
voodoo,tampon,lunchbox
 
I knew an old lady used to prop up her boobies, that gravity had got the best of, with home grown asparagus. Wierdly enough the same gal practiced voodoo and used to sell tampons out of her luchbox. Odd!



Welcome mat, wind chime, Grateful Dead
 
i was just about to replace my old welcome mat with a new one when i heard my wind chime playing the Greatful dead song "touch of grey" and low and behold it was Jerry Garcia's ghost come to pay me a visit!!
 
 
mason jar,scotch tape,headphones
 
Ghetto technology strikes again. I just made me a set of headphones, for my mp3 player, with two mason jars and half a role of scotch tape.

Pipe cleaner, carmel, pack mule
 
Do you remember that pipe cleaner from Carmel, CA? She sure did look like a pack mule.
 
 
 
Beaver, Linguica, Handcuffs
 
She had linguicia for dinner, handcuffs for dessert, but front teeth like a beaver.


Lemon drop, goat, exhaust
 
The other day i was suckin on a lemon drop while plowing the back fourty. To my suprise the exhaust was billowing up something awful. It turns out that a goat had eaten over half of my tail pipe.


Skunk beer, banjo, crawdad
 
At the crawdad festival I got drunk on some skunk beer (Heineken) and hit a guy over the head with a banjo I just bought because he called my woman a b....
 
 
Bigfoot, Cheerios, Merlot
 
bigfoot and i had a large bowl of Cheerios with a nice Australian Merlot over them, he never had them before liked them and wanted second
 
 
chupacabra,easter bunny,tooth fairy
 
Alert,alert, the Easter Bunny has gone rogue! Mexico has reported that he is chasing down the Chupacabra in a hum-v that he bought with money he stole from the ToothFairy.


Jackalope, Yeti, The Machine
 
Rymerpt said:
Alert,alert, the Easter Bunny has gone rogue! Mexico has reported that he is chasing down the Chupacabra in a hum-v that he bought with money he stole from the ToothFairy.


Jackalope, Yeti, The Machine
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:rofl: :rofl: thats funny!~!!
 
Can't keep the damn Jackalopes outta my garden. I'm going to hire a Yeti to shoot them with nerf dart guns until he realizes is not the Yeti, it's the machine!

Mowhawk, church lady, huge knives
 
The Church Lady exclaimmed, "could it be Satan" when he stepped on stage with his mowhawk and strapped with huge knives, but turned to butter as he sung "Jesus loves me this I know".

Cat nap, girlie man, jawbreaker
 
Dude, if ya can't handle a real jawbreaker you're nothin but a girlie man and should take a cat nap with grandpa and the toddlers.

Pull toy, etch a sketch, rubarb
 
grandma is getting senile she mistaked payote for rubarb, tommy had a slice of pie and was so messed up he was dragging his etch a scetch around like a pull toy and grandpa was the happiest he had been in 30 years!!
 
 
two tone,punk rocker,electric guitar
 
ajijoe said:
grandma is getting senile she mistaked payote for rubarb, tommy had a slice of pie and was so messed up he was dragging his etch a scetch around like a pull toy and grandpa was the happiest he had been in 30 years!!
 
 
two tone,punk rocker,electric guitar
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Very well done, that's funny


That punk rocker over there with the electric guitar really sucks. Its like he is two tone. Well, he only seems to know two cords anyway. Yikes!




Cornbread, ardvark, hooka
 
After eating the Naga infused cornbread we hired a guy with an ardvark to take care of our ant problem and went back to the hooka.


Pepper gif, bubbles, hardhat
 
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