Use these three words

[calchilihead]

I saw what I thought was fleas, but in reality was aphids, on my onions so  I eradicated them with dynamite.
 
chlorine, condom, pan

 

[Rymerpt]

Ever put clhorine in a condom? You know why Peter Pab can fly? If you got hit in the peter with a pan you would fly too. Oh, don't put chlorine in a condom. Dah



Break-dance, celery, bingo

 

[calchilihead]

I was looking for the bingo parlor when I came across a break-dance competitions...The  winner received a golden celery.
 
animal, chess, soda

 

[Rymerpt]

What if your food could talk, an animal could play chess, and soda water was in the bidet?


Tickle, horn, flock

 

[calchilihead]

I was chasing a flock of geese to try and tickle one of those little bastards when I took a goat horn in the rear.
 
pepper, whistle, airplane

 

[Rymerpt]

Never try to whistle Jefferson Airplane after eating a super hot pepper.



Crew, zoo, brew

 

[calchilihead]

I went to the zoo with my crew to brew.
 
monkey, jelly, lubrication

 

[Rymerpt]

Lubrication, jelly, monkey. Shhhhhh he's busy.



Arrow, carrot, boxing

 

[calchilihead]

I crafted an arrow out of a carrot to kill me boxing nemesis.
 
dong, fire, roses

 

[Student of Spice]

After a night with that girl my dong was on fire and red as roses.

Vanquished, elecron, custard

 

[Rymerpt]

That electron vanquished the last of my bad brain cells,that were like custard, we can now proceed.



Bonus, crust, huge

 

[Student of Spice]

I got a huge bonus at the crust factory.

Meniscus, thriving, albatross

 

[calchilihead]

I am thriving after tearing my meniscus while chasing albatross
 
woodpecker, steel, africa

 

[Student of Spice]

If you travel to Africa go to Wakanda and get me some vibranium so I can make my Woodpecker-Man suit of that instead of steel.
 
Tortoise, mercury, bicarbonate

 

[calchilihead]

I needed some more mercury for the bicarbonate extraction device I was building to use on my test tortoise.
 
ball, bat, bait.

 

[Student of Spice]

The bat got in a brawl over a ball next to a stall while waiting for the bait to catch them all.
 
Mortality, Mortician, Moratorium

 

[calchilihead]

The mortician put a moratorium on mortality and all rejoiced.
 
Xenophobic, Wall, vat

 

[Student of Spice]

Pulled from a vat of orange tang, Xenophobic one pump Trump vows to force Mexico to actually pay for a wall???
 
Ridiculous, Ignorant, Hate

 

[calchilihead]

The ridiculous ignorant hate for freedom from the left is crazy.
 
wall, mexican, porn 

 

[Student of Spice]

Remove the fire wall at work so I can watch porn filmed in Mexico

Taco, lifting, wiggle