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Use these three words

I saw what I thought was fleas, but in reality was aphids, on my onions so  I eradicated them with dynamite.
 
chlorine, condom, pan
 
Ever put clhorine in a condom? You know why Peter Pab can fly? If you got hit in the peter with a pan you would fly too. Oh, don't put chlorine in a condom. Dah



Break-dance, celery, bingo
 
I was looking for the bingo parlor when I came across a break-dance competitions...The  winner received a golden celery.
 
animal, chess, soda
 
I was chasing a flock of geese to try and tickle one of those little bastards when I took a goat horn in the rear.
 
pepper, whistle, airplane
 
That electron vanquished the last of my bad brain cells,that were like custard, we can now proceed.



Bonus, crust, huge
 
If you travel to Africa go to Wakanda and get me some vibranium so I can make my Woodpecker-Man suit of that instead of steel.
 
Tortoise, mercury, bicarbonate
 
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