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Wow what a vision! Last year at Easter, Bismark displayed chocolate crosses next to the chocolate bunnies at Walmart.



Meringue, glitter, saddle
 
Shit! That little bastard wrote "hoser" on my car again and this time he used a lotion that, while dry, is surely gonna phuck up my paint job.


Orange, plank, gumball
 
Best recipie for carp is stuff a carp with oranges and gumballs and cook on a plank till done. Then throw away the carp and eat the plank.

Marbles, tires, trees
 
I will gladly chew this orange gumball while I plank on the gumball machine.
 
perpetually, chloramine, resonance

He lost his marbles when throwing his tires in the trees.
 
Variance, thirteen, sashimi
 
Similar to the biblical story, In the lizard world King Zolomon threatened to tear the tampon in half to appease the arguing women.

Unicorns, Narwal, Horse
 
I did some acid and saw the most epic battle between the King of Unicorns, a purple Narwal and a horse-man-bear-pig.
 
Seahorse, Sawhorse, minihorse
 
Don't know which hurts worse my ears from listening to your BS or my rear from you being on it but I know after a beer you'll be just a distant memory.

Hills, hospital, horse
 
I sounded my barbaric yop from the hills, but my horse threw me. I now sit in the hospital yop-less.



Grapefruit, fire, lighter
 
Dangit working on the farm is dirty business. Today I have cowdung under my toenails, all over my clothes, even some in my left ear.


Bail, silo, gertrude
 
Throwing up a grimness factor of about 7.8 we determined the substance to be hydrogenous in nature and was promptly tossed into the rubbish.



Fig, knot, cummerbund
 
The hipster came into starbucks asking for a vente latte and fig cake while wearing a cummerbund, a flannel tie in a double windsor knot, and of course a man-bun.
 
umami, shellac, stasis
 
With luck my burger next weekend will achieve the umami I anticipate. A perfect stasis between the shellac of cheesey goodness and the awesome flavor profile.



Yodel, dent, ballbearing
 
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