I've got three and it's still early!
First we were in Walmart and it was busy and our two year old yells, "Pick a lane, asshole!". This confirms that I have road rage issues.
Second I got two tickets to see our next president, Mr. Donald J. Trump up in Billings, Montana on Thursday.
Third is we are getting our first real thunderstorm of the year as we speak. I am sitting in front of the screen door enjoying the show and cool breeze.