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what the?

stillmanz

stillmanz

Today a customer came in and said my inferno sauce gave him and his mates the runs and hot poo.
apparently he has never had a johny cash morning and figured my sauce was off because he has a super human colon.
what do you say to people when they come in and say that?
Nothing wrong with the sauce, they are fruit based and theres plenty of habanero in it so maybe it got the ole bowel moving....
duno anyway found it annoying and thought I would share..
was gonna say shit happens..
what was probably the worst thing was when he said it the wife burst into laughter...
o well

Mick
 
Yeah i wonder what his I.Q. is, i can see it on the front page of a major newspaper now (pun-intended) CHILLI SAUCE GIVES MAN HOT POO
What next Einstein, i know he will complain to the weather man for getting his forecast wrong, what a doof.

My response would simply have been "No shit Sherlock, what would it be tomorrow then, extra hot poo or a new asshole".
 
Stillmanz, a mate was mentioning something about a takeaway store in Brisbane was selling the worlds hottest burger 5.5million scovs I instantly thought it had to be you, my mate was mentioning Nagas & stuff, you know anything about it?
 
I would have siad, "No shit Sherlock. The sauce isn't bacteria infected, it just got things moving. Hot goes in, therefore hot must come out."
 
I get the slightly runny poo that burns on occasion. However, that's a common side effect of REALLY hot food. Maybe that "Google" search engine in the funzone on here should be given to him:hell::lol:
 
Mick, Print up some free drink coupons for your Cafe, ( soda, not booze) This way when someone comes in with a lame complaint, You can go into a sincere sympathetic mode and apologize and say, How about a free coke on me with your next lunch purchase, You might be able to clip em for a few more bucs. you could also start selling menthol treated ass wipe. LOL
 
DickT said:
Mick, Print up some free drink coupons for your Cafe, ( soda, not booze) This way when someone comes in with a lame complaint, You can go into a sincere sympathetic mode and apologize and say, How about a free coke on me with your next lunch purchase, You might be able to clip em for a few more bucs. you could also start selling menthol treated ass wipe. LOL
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Now that's something I like!! :lol::lol:
 
lol
yep it shits you though when someone implys your product bad?
he reckons he loves hot food but this was his first habanero sauce.
any how can't make everyone happy.
 
Mate, gotta be careful with dolts like that one, particularly in this city as they (generalisation coming on) dont know shit from chocolate about good quality, tasty food in this city.

I have NEVER had a problem with your sauces.

And, due to your impeccable sense of balance with flavours, price and overall quality control, I continue to buy, consume, gift and highly recommend your products to all.

Ring Sting -- bring it on!
 
stillmanz said:
lol
yep it shits you though when someone implys your product bad?
he reckons he loves hot food but this was his first habanero sauce.
any how can't make everyone happy.
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Yeah, that sure would suck to know he's implying your stuff is bad when he's just not used to the heat:lol:. I would eat at your place, but................it's pretty far.;)
 
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