You know you're a Chilli nut when...............

[OCD Chilehead]

#1 You would rather starve than eat something with no heat.

#2 You get to a restaurant only to realize you left the heat at home and turn around to go get it.

#3 When you become a member of THP.

#4 When you upgrade to a Extreme member. LOL!

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

When you have no more room left at your house to plant peppers and you continue germinating seeds. 

So true!

 

[Flaming Youth]

While eating a super hot your eyes and nose pour...... later while taking a pooh...your eyes and nose pour.:-)

 

[Xpur3log1cX]

When my 3 year old daughter can give lectures on peppers to strangers at the grocery store.

 

[Flaming Youth]

When sitting on the toilet you reach over and begin filling the tub......so you can take a soak afterwards:-)

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

When you get concerned if it doesn't burn when you go #2!

 

[Flaming Youth]

When your awaken from a deep sleep with cap cramps at 4am. Then you remembered the ghost pepper cheeseburger you had for dinner :-)

 

[oldsalty]

When my 3 year old daughter can give lectures on peppers to strangers at the grocery store.

:ROFL: :ROFL:

 

[salsalady]

....when you keep coming back to this thread.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
.........................cuz you know you can relate.............................

 

[Calamari Kid]

... when researching different fertilisers for chillies keep you awake at night with You Tube programmes on chilli growing playing in the background, and your eyes are still searching on the internet for more information. (Hydroponics vs Soil; LED vs all other lights; Genetics; Flavours; HOW EXACTLY to make chilli oil etc)
 
... when you agree to a degree with conflicting arguments on the feeding regimen of chilli plants, and become even more motivated to look up yet more information.
 
... when other plants that I had liked before have now become "useless" beause they don't serve any function for the chilli plants.

 

[Helvete]

You play the Diablo original game soundtrack to your plants when you're out of the house to make them more sinister

 

[ColdSmoke]

Cooking makes you sneeze

 

[Shorerider]

Cooking makes you sneeze

As does doing the washing up after making a batch of sauce. 

 

[Maligator]

You get antsy because you have read every single new post on The Hot Pepper site but keep refreshing the screen to see if anyone has posted a new comment somewhere.

 

[Scovie]

... you put Pure Evil in your hand lotion.

 

[Maligator]

... you put Pure Evil in your hand lotion.

Now that's just not right...

 

[Calamari Kid]

As does doing the washing up after making a batch of sauce. 

I am hoping to join that club this year!

 

[ColdSmoke]

your computer passwords are are all some variation of pepper strains

 

[Shorerider]

You cringe, and almost feel physical pain of your own when your pepper plants get sick or injured. 

 

[seasmoke]

- you're looking at your germinating seedlings with a jewelers loop at 3:00 in the morning.