contest BEGIN! Dim Sum Throwdown

[D3monic]

I work all weekend on nights and have no idea wtf dim sum is so I will be a spectator this round. Curious to see what you guys come up with. 

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

I am teabagging food all weekend dim sum wizdum rite dare

 

[Weed]

I am teabagging food all weekend dim sum wizdum rite dare

 

 

[hogleg]

 

 
I LOVE JUSTIN WILSON. HE WAS THE MAN!

 

[Tinnie]

I dont know what teabagging means in the usa... but im sure starting to question JHP's cooking methods LOL

 

[JoynersHotPeppers]

I dont know what teabagging means in the usa... but im sure starting to question JHP's cooking methods LOL

I'll come visit and Booma and I shall show you hahahahha

 

[Weed]

I dont know what teabagging means in the usa... but im sure starting to question JHP's cooking methods LOL

 
And his tastebuds.
 

 

[Tinnie]

   

 

[Ozzy2001]

Pork belly slices are marinating as we speak.  I'm even going to have a special beverage to go along with the meal. 

 

[geeme]

I work all weekend on nights and have no idea wtf dim sum is so I will be a spectator this round.

 
Work is valid. Not knowing is not - as my kids like to say, "the internet is your friend." TD's are a great chance to reach beyond your culinary knowledge! You may well find a new food to love. 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I think JHP is DPing
 
DP 4 LIFE!!!!

 

[texas blues]

Shit hell and piss!
 
I'm out.
 
I over cooked the ribs out the ying yang.
 
Worse still the 'wang drummettes which I took a chance on, taste like nasty butt.
 
In all honesty I couldn't post this crap and call it good and make an entry that would stand up.
 
The real problem with this whole thang is that I wasn't drinkin'.
 
 
 
True story.
 
 
Sorry folks.

 

[HopsNBarley]

Shucks

 

[geeme]

Wait. TB overcooked the meat AND made something that tastes like nasty butt??? 
 
 
 
I guess if he wasn't human I wouldn't buy it, but he is human, so I am. Dang, sorry to hear that TB!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Pics or it didn't happen! You know the rule!
 
Post it up in Crap!!!

 

[texas blues]

Wait. TB overcooked the meat AND made something that tastes like nasty butt??? 
 
 
 
I guess if he wasn't human I wouldn't buy it, but he is human, so I am. Dang, sorry to hear that TB!

 
For years my best work was under the influence.
 
Sober, it seems I can't even cook spam from the can.
 
Sorry G.
 
I like to be liking less liquored but my kitchen skills have taken a hit.
 
I still have the shrimps I haven't ruined.
 
Yet.
 
Might have to call my Japanese amigo for some 

Pics or it didn't happen! You know the rule!
 
Post it up in Crap!!!

 
It wasn't even crap worthy so I didn't bother taking pics.
 
I threw both the ribs and the 'wangs in the garbage.
 
Where they belong.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 
Might have to call my Japanese amigo for some 
 

 
You always cook better this way... and talk better this way...

 

[texas blues]

 
You always cook better this way... and talk better this way...

 
I shoulda' done it this way this time too.
 
You senor are correctemundo.

 

[D3monic]

Or atleast it all tastes better that way. 

 

[texas blues]

Or atleast it all tastes better that way. 

 
I've always cooked better when drunk.
 
Ask JayT.
 
Not this time.