After perusing the net for a while i ordered some whole dried bhut jolokia and red savina flakes from americanspice.com (i recommended they advertise with THP in the comment section of the check out...Lo and behold).
Here is a recap of my first experience with the Great Bhut.
I opened the container and there was a loose piece about the size of my thumb nail. Took a deep breath and popped it in my mouth. Medium heat, not even close to an orange hab, faded completely after 5 minutes. Started thinking maybe these were bunk bhuts. Had to run an errand...
30 minutes later
Took out a whole pod, bit off half, chewed for 10 seconds, swallowed. Started feeling the heat 5 seconds into chewing, by 8 seconds i knew it was gonna be craaazy. Told myself i'd feel it out and see it to the end like Neil of hippy seed fame, that lasted about 30 seconds. Ran to the fridge for the milk... $hit, only about 5 oz. left, held it in my mouth and threw a handful of turbinado sugar in my mouth. Relief for about 5 seconds. It came back worse. Spent the next 8 minutes tearing, snot dripping, head in a pillow, undescribable pain and regret. Finally starts to fade but still quite painful. After about a total of 12 minutes all that remains is a nice pleasant burn. Feeling much better.
10 minutes later
Belly starting to feel warm and uncomfortable.
5 minutes later
Crippling pain racks my stomach. I keel over into a fetal position.
3 minutes later
Cold sweats start, feeling light headed.
6 minutes later
Pain starts to subside. Eat a cupcake. Feeling normal again.
Wheeew...
The one on the tops the one i bit.
Here is a recap of my first experience with the Great Bhut.
I opened the container and there was a loose piece about the size of my thumb nail. Took a deep breath and popped it in my mouth. Medium heat, not even close to an orange hab, faded completely after 5 minutes. Started thinking maybe these were bunk bhuts. Had to run an errand...
30 minutes later
Took out a whole pod, bit off half, chewed for 10 seconds, swallowed. Started feeling the heat 5 seconds into chewing, by 8 seconds i knew it was gonna be craaazy. Told myself i'd feel it out and see it to the end like Neil of hippy seed fame, that lasted about 30 seconds. Ran to the fridge for the milk... $hit, only about 5 oz. left, held it in my mouth and threw a handful of turbinado sugar in my mouth. Relief for about 5 seconds. It came back worse. Spent the next 8 minutes tearing, snot dripping, head in a pillow, undescribable pain and regret. Finally starts to fade but still quite painful. After about a total of 12 minutes all that remains is a nice pleasant burn. Feeling much better.
10 minutes later
Belly starting to feel warm and uncomfortable.
5 minutes later
Crippling pain racks my stomach. I keel over into a fetal position.
3 minutes later
Cold sweats start, feeling light headed.
6 minutes later
Pain starts to subside. Eat a cupcake. Feeling normal again.
Wheeew...
The one on the tops the one i bit.
