That guarantee almost sounds like an invitation for sexual harassment. Maybe if they had some big ugly dude(like me) working the night shift it would be different. No, if i was working there it'd be way different. I'd probably be fired rather quickly for kicking the shit out of somebody.
My pop used to think like that sometimes.....he'd swear there was no traffic whatsoever on the roads until he pulled out and then 100 or so cars were all waiting around the corner for him to start driving so they could jam him all up.