Stop making me laugh so much with your wit. That post in the lounge earlier cracked me up, you know the steam train one? It probably was serious but it's the way you worded it, my biggest laugh of the day.
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I dunno, I get on guard and shy away when I have men interested and getting flirty, but I guess that's only because I'm not interested in those men so I just laugh it off with them.
Ha, I think he just expected them to say yes as he was beating off the girls at primary school and he was like 'I love you all as my friends, but I am a little fussy'. He loved the girls chasing him though.
Well that was included in my sensible answer. Also the fact that he can't expect to ask two girls out in the space of 5 minutes and get the 'yes' he wants just because one of his friends has a girlfriend. I mean there's no need to be desperate.
I live at the bottom of a hill so everyone could see it from there windows. I think I'd be more worried about him climbing up there in the first place. He said (Con) that he asked two girls out on dates today but they both said no so he asked me if he was ugly! I told him in a round about way that he'd outshine the girls and they just wouldn't be able to cope with such a handsome lad taking them out, along with a sensible answer.
The story's here.
15 miles was a bit far to walk I suppose. I never rang my parents to pick me up, my Mum just arranged a time with me. It gave her peace of mind, my Dad never picked me up.
Hey did you read about that kid in England that painted a 60ft penis on his parents roof and it was there for ages without anyone knowing until it was spotted by a helicopter? I don't think the boy's Dad was too concerned, Connor said 'That's genius'. I'll be making sure he doesn't scramble out of the window at night armed with a tin of paint. He said if his Dad ever found out he'd done that then he'd be kicked from here to kingdom come.
I can't even describe how bad it was, I've never known a car like it, even my dad always called it the 'hairdryer'. When I was a teen she used to park it down the side streets when she picked me up from nightclubs so I didn't get embarrassed, bless her, I wouldn't have cared what she drove or even if she was a 'way out' parent, she's my Mum and I love her despite a crappy car, plus she picked me up at all hours.
Yeah but they lose money by putting people off buying them. I remember this awful car my Mum had, it was a metallic jade green Fiat Cinquecento, one of the first ones, it had multi coloured go faster stripes too and sounded like a hairdryer, as powerful as one too. It was shite to drive. I remember when she put bows on it to drive herself to my wedding and my brother took it out round town in the morning for a laugh.
My own personal stalker, I like it if it's you. Oh you remember we were talking about the Mazda2 and that they seem to do them mainly in Luminous snot green? Well my firend spoke to his mate at the dealership and apparently to get it in black it has to be ordered and costs another grand. What is that? Just to have a standard coloured car!
They're probably assuming it's a licenced street race, I'm not sure that he meant it like that though. I can't believe how quiet the forum is still, it must be because I've already spotted you in the Welcome forum and recipe/food bit. Fuck it I'm gonna see if I can liven up the lounge.
It was speaking to you that I first thought of when I woke up, that and the fact that I'd like to get a shotgun on the bird singing out of tume by my window.
Well there was always a Pokémon machine next to them so I blackmailed him. Hey the other day I got a letter from this publishing company to say that a piece of work that Connor had written had been chosen to be published in a 'Young Writers' book, he had a drawing published last year. Connor didn't even know he'd entered anything at school. Anyway we had a good laugh at the little bit of writing because he said it was at the end of the day and he just made up a shitty babyish poem. Have a laugh at this:
Street Racer
Both cars are ready and they're off! Bill's winning with his Skyline. However, Bob is catching up in his 350Z. They are coming up to the hardest corner and Bill tries to drift the corner, but he loses control and falls into the canyon. Later on Bill dies in hospital.
Ha, ha. I didn't half laugh.
Thank you I love that one! The perfume smells really sicky sweet and the smell lasts about 10 minutes, well the bottle was pretty. I got nearly all the phone charms on holiday. They had those machines outside the shops where you put a Euro in, twist the handle and a ball with a phone charm falls out. There were six to collect and I always got Con to do it for me- too embarrassed to be seen doing it myself, but hey it was alright for a 10 year old boy to go to the Hello Kitty machine. Well the chances are that he should have got at least two the same out some point but everyone out of the six he got was different so I had the whole set.
They have stores like that wherever I go on holiday. I'd be crap in one of those stores, they're not cheap. I confess I have over six Hello Kitty phone charms, a Hello Kitty pencil case, a pen Con bought me, a notebook and pen my Mum bought and a soft toy my friend bought me. My phone wallpaper is Hello Kitty too. Then there's the Hello Kitty t-shirts. Hell I've even got the Hello Kitty perfume, LOL.
You know I love that Muppets one, it's so you. On Woody's forum I've got some kind of purple fairy and on Chillis Galore it's a rainbow coloured Hello Kitty, I dunno if you've heard of Hello Kitty. The forum's very quiet today.
You know my favourite one don't you?
Hi ya. How are you today? Have you changed your avatar again? Actually I'm sure Connor said something about you having a new avatar yesterday.
Morning babe! I'm really looking forward to chatting to you later, it was what I thought of when I woke up. I'll speak to you after lunch.
Nope Tuesday. Same as Con, Tuesday child is full of grace or some crap like that, maybe full of face?. I am a Libra, that's right. I was born at 14:13. I mean I had to have the number 13 somewhere and my birth weight was the same as Connor's. I'm gonna have to eat tea now babe but I'm all yours tomorrow. xx -
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