Sickmont

Sickmont

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  • rainbowberry
    Yeah, he's actually the cleanest kid ever in a lot of ways, he's always in the shower. I suppose he does try and get away with wearing a pair of boxer shorts for two days running (hey why are boxer shorts called a pair when there are only one of them? Is it because they have two holes for legs?) *sorry, just a random thought*
    rainbowberry
    You haven't seen Con's washing up, his attitude is 'What doesn't come off in the water will come off on the tea towel'.
    rainbowberry
    Nah, it's just a fungal infection that needs a bit of anti-fungal cream that you can buy anywhere, I told him not to touch me with his grubby fingers though and he's got his own towel now too.
    rainbowberry
    I smell like a tart after spraying so many perfumes.
    Mum's just noticed a mark on Con's neck, I had a giggle and said 'Come here Con, let me see' thinking some girl had got over-friendly with him. But it looks like ring worm.
    rainbowberry
    I've worn my coat all day, I know you'd make a better coat. I bought more perfume, I glad I checked in a second shop for it even though I thought it would cost more, it didn't and I got a free gift of mini bottles of perfume from the whole range. I'm a sucker for perfume. I got a new purse too. I see you have a new avatar.
    rainbowberry
    You always do, I just think you are the dogs bollocks and you make my day. I'm off to eat dinner now.. actually search the freezer for something I can shove in the microwave. I'll speak to you tomorrow. xx
    rainbowberry
    I'd never shove you outside, you're here with me in the room I spend most of my time in. You don't wanna be outside in the English weather, that's just evil.
    rainbowberry
    You're in the house already in the dining room, you've always been in my house, I won't shove you out in the cold. Hey even in my bedroom you wouldn't pass on anything nasty I'm sure.
    rainbowberry
    Noooooooo, I haven't killed ya, short of giving you the kiss of life I've done my best. I'll keep you alive no matter what, I'll put you in my bedroom to keep an eye on you if you don't perk up.
    rainbowberry
    I forgot to tell you yesterday that you were dying (the plant). I tried to de-bug you and you didn't like it and for days your leaves looked like they get when a plant really needs more water. My Mum wanted to get rid of the plant as it looked really dead but I wouldn't allow it and I've picked off all your leaves hoping you'll survive.
    rainbowberry
    In winter I'm still sitting at work well after 7:30am and it's still dark and in the afternoon depending on the weather it's dark around 4:15pm. I wanna be with you.
    rainbowberry
    They change on the 29th of this month I think, well that's right if it's a saturday/sunday. Is it always daylight for you in the morning when you get up?
    rainbowberry
    Mine's really good, the weather has been nice again. I actually drove to work in 'almost' daylight and our clocks haven't changed yet.
    rainbowberry
    Yeah well it was after me and Josie, I mean there were two peacocks, they always escape together. We shouldn't have laughed at the people taking pictures of them on their phones when they were walking about though because we're used to them but for others I suppose it's different. God knows who they send these pictures to. How's your day?
    rainbowberry
    Really? I told Josie that it just wanted to get amorous with her and thought that's why it was making strange noises too.
    rainbowberry
    I heard they could be nasty to people, I phoned the farm/museum next door to ask them if they wanted to collect their two wandering birdie's and they said they'd be alright and come back when they got hungry. I know they're birds but I wasn't even sure the things were capable of flying until I saw a black Lab come along. They sat on the restaurant roof after that. Josie was saying that when they're unhappy they put their feathers up, I said "No sweetie, I think that means the male is feeling horny and trying to attract his girl into a bit of the other"
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