Aw fuck me, I walked out of the reception door and this peacock stepped out from behind a hedge that was a foot away from me and squawked. Then it sat by the open door with it's tail in reception.
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I've just got in darling, what a lovely day I've had, it's been great, well apart from been frightened half to death by a peacock.
My car at the moment looks bigger anyway, that's probably why it has a nice dent in it.
I'm off to have tea now babe, I'll speak to you tomorrow after work. xoxo
A lovely looking car but I couldn't park it without writing it off.
What's an Infinity?
Well I think it's better looking than the new Honda Civic, that's like a spaceship gone wrong.
I watch Top Gear every Sunday, mainly repeats, Con loves it too. Talking about cars my mate says the latest Fiesta is really nice but I saw a picture of it and it looks like it's doing a nose dive, it's all slanted.
Oh you're a real speed freak. I bet you love roller-coasters too. I always thought you were a gearhead, I think that's what the American's call car mad people, we call them petrol heads. Have you ever watched Top Gear or heard of it?
So you never wanted to be a racing driver or rally driver?
What wit? Do you mean a fighter pilot? I can't see you horse racing so you must mean that. I love the way some words in our conversations are questioned.
Of course. I mean I always wanted to be a doctor before I fucked up at school. I know I could have gone further and got a better job than I'm doing now but whatever I do I like to be around the public. I love conversing with people, and yeah I do witter on.
My parents were hard working at school though and I changed the family tradition. My Dad went to Uni and has been in teaching 37 years, my Mum went to Uni and is a manager in library cataloguing. My brother also went to Uni and got his degree. But hey, I'm happy when I sit at my receptionist's desk so who cares.
Yeah we are both a little explosive, luckily my Mum's not. Con's still doing his homework, he only has to write a small page about something that I've already researched for him and 2 hours later he's still at it because he ripped up his first attempt at it in tantrum. Now I'd never have ripped up my homework once I'd written it, shit no.
I know what you mean, it's not a nice environment when you are both fiery and stubborn. I blame my Dad.
Yeah it was a quick note scribbled in anger. Well he's speaking to me now. He's got exams coming up and I think he's a bit worried about them too. I gave him pocket money last night and earlier I took it back and said when you do what I've asked you to you can have it back. He was given the money on the condition that he behaved in the first place but he can't change as soon as he's got it. Con said I was 'bang out of order' taking it back. Mind you he's a piece of cake compared to what I was like.
Ha, ha! That's funny. My mate started to worry that everyone would notice (which they would) but all I could say was 'Well it's not that bad, I didn't notice for ages'.
BTW Con and I seem to have fallen out in the last hour over his rudeness. He's not even talking to me and has just dropped a letter on the floor for me to read that says (his words and spelling) "You don't care not I think. I do hav som good ideas, but no, you don't give me a chance to say".
He's got the right arse with me because I asked him to do his homework in his room as I wasn't willing to put up with his horrible attitude in the room I was in. He wanted to do it in the front room (where the TV was on) and I said no as he always tries to watch TV whilst doing it and messes it up. I think he just wanted to do it in the front room without TV but it would be a first as he has always sneaked it on before.
I was working on Saturday and that was a lovely night, no fuck ups! On Sunday I was out with friends. Towards the end of the afternoon I almost wet myself laughing when I suddenly saw the side of my mates hair. He usually has really short hair as he's balding but he hasn't had chance to go to the hairdresser. I noticed he had a big bald patch in a strange place and on the other side of his head a big line running down the side. I didn't mention it for ages because at first I only saw the one bald patch and thought it could be anything. Anyway I mentioned it when I saw the wobbly line. He confessed that when he was drunk one night he decided he'd try and cut off the straggly bits himself... with a pair of nail scissors, LOL and hadn't realised what he'd done.
But you enjoy it don't you?
Thank you! So what else did you do over the weekend?
Aw gawd, that sounds good, sitting at a bar on the beach sipping a martini with a decent book. I'd have swapped anything to be there. I don't think we'd be reading books though, as much as I love reading. -
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