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  • No he's not spilling the beans about you, I'd never ask him to, I'd tell you anyway. He was talking about his music. Apart from when I said:

    "Chris probably told you that I'm a bit of a batty cow, but hey he did say he was "pretty tossed" when he was talking about me, I assume he means drunk (he can't always speak proper English bless him and I have to ask him to translate some of his phrases, shhh, don't tell him I said that)*wink*

    And all he said was:

    "Don't recall Chris using the term "batty cow",but he did mention some facsimile of it,but meant it affectionately.:~}
    It would be nice if I could talk to Chris occasionally while he's sober,but I'm not his mother,so what can you do?"


    I said to him:

    "I'm not his Mum either but I bet I could whip his arse into shape if need be. God he'd like that threat."

    I meant the American terminology when I said I had to ask you to explain certain things.
    I just wanna send something to you, maybe I could crawl into a box and send myself with a big ribbon around it and go 'Ta, da' on your doorstep. I've just been chatting to Thom again. If my snowman doodle has beer stains or anything on it just ignore them, well don't try and lick it of course.
    That's good then, I loved his music, the best track was 'The Bourne Autobahn', they were all brilliant though.

    Hey you must be reading my mind, I was going to mention the card today. Only because it was snowing here yesterday morning, OK it only snowed enough to have a fast-paced 30 second snowball fight whilst cleaning all the neighbours cars in the road at the same time. Anyway when I got home that night and cracked open a beer I was bored sitting on the computer (well not literally) I sat and doodled a snowman on a piece of scrap paper. Connor noticed it and said he liked it and asked who it was for, well it wasn't for anyone but I immediately said "Chris". So I'll put it in your card Munchkin.
    I really hope Thom doesn't mind me putting this.

    I was just chatting with my mate Chris Doelling & we got on the subject of you & Chris just went on & on about you,as he thinks the world of you.

    You are just so lovely.
    I've just sent him a message, ah, wouldn't you like to know what he said ;) I really like his music, it's very much my kind of thing.
    Funny you said that, Connor and his mate were in the house just about to go to school this morning and his mate Jay had a very rude song he was playing to Connor on his mobile phone (see the kids think I'm a soft touch). Connor said to Jay "You should see the avatar that Mum's friend Chris has got". I think I may have talked about you a bit too incessantly.
    Hello babe! What does ducky mean? I'm always awake at 6am on Sunday mornings, I lie in bed and go on the internet on my phone. I had a really good weekend, better than I expected, even though Saturday I spent most of the day making a Motte and Bailey castle. I had playdough, paper, straws, matchsticks, card and glue everywhere, even the dog had sellotape stuck on him. 5 whole days of you now :)
    I've just logged in to say goodnight sweetheart. I'm on my phone and it's a bit slow so I first read your message as "I'm using the loo". You can be my top man anytime btw. Ha, that sounds dirty in my mind.
    You mean to go to the loo or toilet? Yeah I suppose that's going to the bathroom. You can't drive me nuts, I'd revel in it.
    No, I think you're wrong there. I have often rushed back to the computer to talk to you. I think you are gorgeous big bear. I've never called anyone that. I haven't even heard of the term before but it suits you and I like it.
    They're still evil, they dive bomb you and get stuck in your hair. Do realise how much I'll miss you tomorrow?
    I don't like Daddy long legs, they are the most evil creatures on this planet. Mr Murphy would love you so much (he loves men) and yes he's one of those dogs that finds sniffing in between your legs fascinating.
    I just knew you'd pick up on that! I don't like long-haired pussys either. Wouldn't you love my Murphy though if you were with me? He would love you for sure.
    Yeah I agree it would be cruel to leave a dog for long periods by itself. I'm a dog person, not a cat person, well I like tigers and that, but I'm not mad about pussy's, he he. I do have a soft spot for black ones and Russian Blues though.
    Yeah I know they are, I can make lovely ones, I just use fruit juice though, only thing is... you need to have the ingredients to start with. I'm good at making things that don't require cooking.

    You said earlier that you once had a Pitbull, that's exactly the kind of dog I would imagine you to have, that or a Bulldog, Dobermann or Staffordshire terrier, actually I think that might be much the same as a Pitbull. I mean I can't see you having a Poodle or anything.
    He's meant to make it from margarine and self-raising flour or something, I dunno I forgot to buy whatever it was and I no longer have the list. I bought ready made pizza sauce too, I don't think I should have done so I got tomato puree too. My boy really is going to be the dogs bollocks at cooking when he grows up :lol: At least when he made the fruit salad he had to mix the prepared fruit salad I'd bought with the carton of apple juice, one his his mates brought in a tin of fruit salad, LOL.
    Yep, LOL, every Friday lunchtime, we'd be starving otherwise. You know what, I was given clear instructions on paper (written in bold, capital letters) to get ingredients for Connor to make pizza at school, well I got the cheese and tomato, but kinda forgot to get the stuff to make the base. He wants to take some of my really hot chillis in to put on top for when they have the tasting session. Hey a least I didn't buy him a pizza from the frozen section.
    Woo Hoo, it's Friday!!! I'm off food shopping * I MUST stay away from the MLP's * It will be a bit of a random shop anyway as I'm gonna see if they sell, plasticine and lolly sticks there. I've got to make the most of you today again as you will be leaving me for 2 days.
    Oh shit I didn't post in the wrong place again did I? We drive clockwise round a roundabout, I wouldn't be surprised if I went anti-clockwise round it earlier though. I'm off to cook dinner now big, nice, cuddly bear. BTW you could never bore me. * Pleeeeease post in the right place for Sickmont *
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