Aw no, please don't think I've suddenly grasped the Spanish language or anything, I was told that.
You know what I got lost today on a roundabout, I felt really stupid, I mean it's a roundabout in the nearest town to me (Maidstone) but I've never driven on it before, I figured it out fine on my way but it all went tits up on the way home. Some of the exits go to motorways I was so paranoid that I was going to end up on a motorway going to some alien place, it had a shit load of lanes as well so I just went round and round and round, and I didn't think I'd ever get off the thing. I must now hold the world record for the amount of times going round a round-about.