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I can kind of cook pasta, it might stick together or cling to the bottom of the pan but I can cook it. I can't remember if you told me you love the way I think, why do you? I read "So if a third of the class cheated, will that qualify for a do over?" as "If a third of the glass cheated (thinking wine) will that qualify for a do over?" Obviously the 'do over' meaning something else. Don't try and understand my mind, it's a bit random.

I've only ever had really cheap white wine, stuff like Hock and Liefraumilch that costs a few Quid a bottle. LOL, I'm the mother that has taken Connor to school in previous years when there was no school, the holidays had started. A few times I walked him 5 minutes along the road to his primary school to find it was closed, obviously on the walk home I was like "Take your jumper off Connor (which had Yalding School written across it) and shove my jacket on so you look like you're wearing your normal clothes in case we're seen". We still laugh about it now. He's making pasta salad next time and they'll be no chance of me cooking the pasta first. Sorry I did read this very wrong at first, "So if a third of the class cheated, will that qualify for a do over?"

Just dinner is enough and I would never expect a man to pay for everything. the beach sounds lovely, er, I take it it's white wine? I like roses but my favourite flowers are Gerbera's, but hey I'm not fussy. I've never had chocolate covered cherries.

Con was told by his teacher that he was cheating but a third of the class took prepared fruit, I think they've all been to the 24 hour petrol station. That's fine by me, at least I don't feel like such an incompetent mother now.

Every man I've known has lacked romance, if I've got the odd card it's because it was Valentine's day and that's what people do. You don't have to spend a penny to be romantic.

* You know what I mean by spend a penny, not what the English usually mean when they say 'spending a penny'.

That's why I didn't like German even though it's so easy to learn, I did French too but was rubbish at it as I missed soooo many lessons. Well Connor mentioned about the food tech last week and I said, "Yeah, yeah, I'll sort it out when I go shopping on Friday". Well I completely forgot and he never mentioned it again. So OK.... I forgot, I drove the dark streets at night in search of fruit out of guilt. Off course I blamed him. I mean we had fruit here but it had to be certain types of fruit You like to be romantic then?

Hi ya, sugar plum. It sounds nicer in Spanish doesn't it. Can you believe just before bedtime last night I was driving about in the dark to buy fresh fruit for Connor to take to school for food tech? Someone forgot he had it. I live in a village so they're are no shops open that time of night. I ended up at the 24 hour petrol station but did they have a selection of 5 fruits? Of course not. I had to buy a pre-packed, already prepared fruit cocktail. LOL, he's meant to be making the fruit cocktail from scratch, I told him to just pretend he's peeling and cutting the fruit up and if the teaacher sees it to just say that he thought he'd come fully prepared.

"My little treasure" is my favourite. Do you know it in Spanish? I thought it might be rude at first when I saw 'Schatzi', things like snatch and that were going through my mind, ha, told you I was innocent.

All I remember is 'Ich' and 'bin'. Is it my sweetheart, dear, love?

I learnt German at school, such an easy language, saying that I couldn't speak a word of it now. I think you look cuddly, you bastard

He knows what Pene means. Spanish is the one language I'd learn. At his school they do French, German, Spanish and Russian. You are cuddly and hairy arn't you?

I love all kinds of music, I listen to music more than I sleep. I'm not sure I can call you whatever I like, LOL. I just imagine you being big, cuddly and hairy, hence the Big Bear. Has your daughter taught you Spanish?

I love the song, thank you big man. Sorry I was so long getting back, you got me stuck with music and e-mails. No I don't sound like Michael Caine (I hope). Alright I have a slight London accent but not cockney. I usually call woody big man, you know being the boss bloke and all that, but it suits you. I still like the name big bear for you though.

Wait a minute, just going to look at my mail.

He gets about 5 lots a night, I'm sure most parents try and help out a bit with it, it wouldn't ever get done otherwise. He had comida for lunch but we've changed it. Oh I spoke to my Mum last night and said the examples I'd given to you of my accent by using people in films, she thought I'd given Michael Caine as a good example, I don't think I sound like him, I hope not.

LOL, but it's Connor's new pet, stuff the dog, apparently a caterpillar is less annoying. The lettuce packaging said it came from Spain so I assumed he was a Spanish resident. Oh God don't talk about English-Spanish dictionaries, last night I was spelling out certain words from it for him to write down (Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks) and he said they're not right, for half of them I'd spelt out the pronunciation bit of it for him that's in the dictionary. What an idiot. I think I proved my point though- DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK, I WILL FUCK IT UP FOR YOU.

Oh shit, he's probably climbed all around the utility room then, he could be in the washing machine, tumble dryer, or toilet. I had a quick look in his tin foil covered box earlier and didn't see him, he does have small breathy holes in the lid so if he'd made another hole I wouldn't have noticed. I know snails can eat through cling film from when we had a load of them in the classroom at school and covered the box in it...next morning no snails. I know the caterpillar is Spanish because that's what he spoke and he told Con he wasn't just Spanish speaking but from Spain.

The lettuce came from Spain.

It looked like white paint but Connor went out and told all the neighbours whose cars had been done as the stuff was still wet and he said it was just PVA glue. In the next village along it would have been paint stripper.

I hope caterpillars can't eat through tin foil. It's been named Stripey, I wanted to name it Pablo as he's Spanish.

My nose is dribbling everywhere, I've just finished a Hab ham sandwich and think I over did it. I've been up early as Con woke me up to say that kids had covered some of the cars in the street with white stuff, only the dark coloured ones though, mine was in the driveway so I was OK. I'm just wondering why he was looking out the window at that time in the morning.

Morning! My Dad does outer London by car in 35 minutes. By train to say Charing Cross/London Bridge (central London) starting from my house including driving to the station is about an hour.

Driving or train?