Sickmont

Well I was chopping up a lettuce earlier and there was a load of brown shit in it, then I saw this caterpillar there. I assumed it was dead as the lettuce had been in the fridge since shopping on Friday. We gave it a poke and it moved. Con wanted to keep it, it's in a lunch box with the half of the lettuce that it had shat (English word?) all over.

Well I did give you the right number. I would have thought that $4.00 wouldn't get a good conversation. I could strangle Connor tonight, he's been a real shit. Oh and we have a pet caterpillar now.

My ones were dark blue. So do you know how much it costs to phone the UK on a mobile/cell phone?

I can understand that fine. I like the baseboot type things, I had a pair of them when I was 11 but they were both the same colour. Who's Nick?

To me most American accents sound the same, apart from Kansas way. Do you understand most British accents? I don't.

Well they both come from the south-east like me, they have posher accents than me though. Have you ever seen EastEnders? I'm kind of a cross between a London accent and those two actresses, oh and I'm told I sound like a 12 year old on the phone. As for phoning the best time for me is before 4pm, I'm just thinking of when I'll be driving and that. So what do you sound like? Can you compare anyone?

God I know it costs loads. I'm glad you didn't ring yesterday as round my friends on a Sunday I can't get signals and I would have hated it if you'd rang and got the answer phone. I'm on a monthly contract, not pay as you go. I have what I call an average English accent. I dunno what accents you might have heard. Have you heard Keira knightley or Kate Winslet talk?

I think I've only had crab out of a tin, or crab sticks which have never seen a crab in their life. The closest I've ever got to a crab was on holiday on the beach in the Isle of Arran, I was frightened of them. I fancied the older boy in the cottage next door and he used to chase me along the beach with giant live crabs in his hands.

I didn't think you liked crabs, you know like proper eating ones I drank quite a bit yesterday, yeah I must have done as I gave Connor my MP3 player, even though he's got two and one on his phone I think the fact that I was awake from 3am on Sunday morning didn't help, tiredness seems to make the beer more potent. A third of the way through the track you sent I swear I can hear a grasshopper on and off.

Woo Hoo, your back! I had a lovely weekend, very wet, it's still raining biblical amounts outside. I sent you an e-mail, I don't know if you've seen it or not. What did you do this weekend? I missed you treacle.

I'm in bed now mainly to get warm. I just logged in hoping to catch you just to say have a fantastic weekend babe and that I'll miss my sunshine.

Wow you'll think of me the whole time? You live in Florida it's a million miles away but it doesn't feel like it when I talk to you.

God no, I'm done with kids, I've got Connor, that's more than enough for a lifetime. My favourite colour begins with P BTW, I also like yellow though. Shit you're leaving me for 2 days later arn't you?

I'd have called Murphy Marmite or Guinness if Con allowed me to. For kids I had in mind before Con was born, Skye, Willow, Summer, and Romany for a girl. For a boy it was Sonny, Declan, and Ciaran. Kian, Angel and Jordan, were already taken by various memebers of the family.

The number I gave you was also my mobile because half the time on the landline we get India calling or a recorded message. I meant what would you call your dog or child if you had to name one now?

Can't you guess? You spelt colour just fine the way you spelt it before sausage, I was just taking the piss that we spell things differently. My cousins moved to LA as kids and were forever being told off for not spelling things the US way. Next question will be, have you got a mobile phone? Also what would you call your dog or kid?

You see I thought I was, I knew quite a few of the Aussie's like Bent, C64,and Tony before I joined here. Also Woody, Darlochileman, Cmpman1974, Omri, serious Willard, and Potawie. It wasn't until C64 contacted me one day and I mentioned to him that my 'annoyingness' must piss everyone off that I realised I wasn't as bad as I thought. It was just me being over-sensitive, he was only commenting on views on my profile. What's your favourite colour?

* I know there's no such word as annoyingness, I just made it up.

You were always the one that made me laugh but I didn't look at anyones profile until I realised you could have friends and did a thread about it, I was too shy to ask anyone to be friends with me though as I thought I came across as dead annoying to a lot of people, I still haven't requested any. I remember when I first saw your pic (it was a different one to the one you have now) and I liked what I saw.

Aw shit, Connor has just offered me a bit of chewing gum because he said the flavour is weird, God knows what he's done with this piece of gum before he gave it to me...it's, well, just the worst thing I've tasted in a long while.

Oh BTW I love bulldogs too (going back to one of your e-mails).

Ah the eyes, I guess I've just got an Irish set of them, Con's got the same, bless him, complete with the long, dark lashes. Scotland is beautiful, I went to the Isle of Arran in Scotland as a kid a few times, it's cold, though that wouldn't matter. You didn't really jump on my pic as soon as I joined did you?

Rio sounds good, I guessed you'd have brown eyes, I have a thing for dark hair and dark eyes, so shallow I know but I can't help it. My eyes are English channel blue.
Hmm for a holiday I think I'd stash you away with me in a castle in Ireland.