hot dog:
cylindrical meat, 5 to 12 inches in length (anything else is just showing off).
Pink to dark pink in color.
Might be kosher...might violate every rule in kosher.
Could have casings, could be casing-free.
Definitely processed.
Beef, Pork, Chicken, Turkey, Veggie, or any combination of those.
Has a uniform color and consistency, which separates it from italian sausages or bratwurst style sausages.
Is happy when wrapped in crescent rolls or covered in chili and onions, but also loves just a simple swipe of mustard.
It's a damn hot dog. There should be no discussion. Lobster hot dogs don't exist. If it doesn't look like something you could get from a vendor at a baseball stadium, don't use it for this throwdown.
Seafood hot dogs are not hot dogs.
Hot dogs plump when you cook them.
Seafood hot dogs just make people wish they were either: A. Eating Seafood. or B. Eating hot dogs.
This isn't complicated.
If we accept strange hot dogs, the people who insist on us accepting them will only be conveniently out of town or off-line on the weekend of the throwdown.
happens every time.
cylindrical meat, 5 to 12 inches in length (anything else is just showing off).
Pink to dark pink in color.
Might be kosher...might violate every rule in kosher.
Could have casings, could be casing-free.
Definitely processed.
Beef, Pork, Chicken, Turkey, Veggie, or any combination of those.
Has a uniform color and consistency, which separates it from italian sausages or bratwurst style sausages.
Is happy when wrapped in crescent rolls or covered in chili and onions, but also loves just a simple swipe of mustard.
It's a damn hot dog. There should be no discussion. Lobster hot dogs don't exist. If it doesn't look like something you could get from a vendor at a baseball stadium, don't use it for this throwdown.
Seafood hot dogs are not hot dogs.
Hot dogs plump when you cook them.
Seafood hot dogs just make people wish they were either: A. Eating Seafood. or B. Eating hot dogs.
This isn't complicated.
If we accept strange hot dogs, the people who insist on us accepting them will only be conveniently out of town or off-line on the weekend of the throwdown.
happens every time.