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contest April is Ramen Challenge

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JayT said:
LB has an entire library of goat pron... :rofl:
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is it goat on goat, or does the farmers daughter get her jollies too?

...because Goat on Goat is just natural. And beautiful. As long as the goats are married.
And doing it in the goat missionary position.
Not goaty style.
 
texas blues said:
Plah! Is that the best smack talkin' yall can do?



I needz a backbeat......

Sum........ hit it!

Yall be trippy trippin'.
With all yer lippy lippin'.
And I ain't buyin' all that Kool-Aid that yall be sippy sippin'.
I'm drinkin' shots yall.
Wine in a box yall.
And my ramen rocks so hard that its like a booty call.
This is my throwdown.
Thats right I own it now.
Take your country ass home for yer country hoe down.
Cuz when I get down brown.
All up in heah' clown.
Better bring it better sting it or you're goin' down.
I gotz teh bacon grease.
I gotz teh cheddar cheese.
And when I fry it don't deny it you be beggin' please.
You got yer jalapeno.
You got your habby hab.
My queso's in yo' face oh like my jabby jab.
Now all you stankin' newbies.
My grub will kick yer booty.
Yer piccy's blow so bad you should change yer name to Hooty.
I kick ass and take names.
While yall go down in flames.
Like a kamikaze pilot in his zero fighter plane.
THP is my town.
Yall tremble at the big sound
Of my awesome ramen power when I get up on my 5th crown!


Boom shaka laka suckah's!!
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I don't mean to get in yo rap game
Fo my beats will put u to shame
So I'll put my rap in coast
Still makin yours look like burnt toast.

But I will liquidate chu
Anniahlate chu
Down right obliterate chu

This TD is not for the week
So don't be sittin there beatin your meat
For it will be your defeat

The wife gettin in on this
Its going to be bliss
Kickin her ass then givin her a kiss

Fo my ramen reigns supreme
Making all the chileheads scream
Bootsie over there actin a queen

So before bear start dancin
I'ma leave ya wit this
Don't enter this TD or you'll get lost in my abyss



outta lovin and respect of course!!
 
Yo yo yo mo foodies- this is really what' eb e appertaining playas. You'll alway be noodling to the Bootsie Ramen Shuffle. Let me see year, hear ya, stop it , stop it!! LB you be Turtle boyo- there's your Lunchbox. This is wot happens when u see my noodle.
 
How many pork neck bones, trotters, ribs; and chicken feet/wings are you going to put into your entry bootsie?

I'm going for a lot!
Welcome to the marrowdome.
 
LOL, no.
I do hang around some forums full of all sorts of chefs though.

If I can't win, I can at least make them feel squeamish inadequate .
 
I tried getting my gangster pants on, too tight after all those years, so sticking with new wave. I ain't even going to look for the parachute pants, never again I swear.
I bet the bear has some nice pants though. I bet he'll never show though, because his pants are made of hide.
 
I saw Bear that guy on one of those rap contest shows. I think it was called Beefs. Well, it went like this: the guy stood toe to toe with Bear and talked about his mama, his nappy hair, his smelling like stale beer, the pizza combo cheese crumbs all over him, and on and on and on. When it was Bear's turn he just let out a little growl and ate the guy's face. Not very original, but effective.
 
Pfft.
Everyone carrys in the red states.
There are no bears down there. If there was one, they'd get shot on sight.
Rappers will shoot first if they are losing a rap contest anyway...

I'm dyslexic, hence so many spelling errors and edits.
remanpastas-untie!
 
Chile Juju said:
The talent around here never ceases to amaze me!
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Talent?
No one has cooked anything yet.
Regurgitated and modified stuff is not talent, I'll be the first to admit.

edit: Off to listen to regurgitator now, I really really am in the mood for it now I mention their name.
 
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What about the geese? pwned- I think this might have to be sledge-smack-down- gangsta- ramen challenge. You have slap , smack, rap your noodle to the winning line.


Who discovered Moby?
4 skin Divers
Don't be playin me
Cos I am the Circumciser
With my I on the big prizeer
Don't let me slip, get te sack,
and suprize ya
from sudden noddle attack.
 
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