contest April is Ramen Challenge

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As in "to go" - the take-out bag? The one you're going to be carrying your entry in, so no one can see it? Love you, chica, but my dish already has WIN all over it.
 
so get your shit on straight

How this could be measured???????????
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Maybe with this??????? :lol:

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Guys, good luck to all of you with this TD. Hope would be,if not better than last one, than at least equally fun as last one. I'll be watching from distance, munching on my grill cheese sandwich. :D
 
Plah! Is that the best smack talkin' yall can do?



I needz a backbeat......

Sum........ hit it!

Yall be trippy trippin'.
With all yer lippy lippin'.
And I ain't buyin' all that Kool-Aid that yall be sippy sippin'.
I'm drinkin' shots yall.
Wine in a box yall.
And my ramen rocks so hard that its like a booty call.
This is my throwdown.
Thats right I own it now.
Take your country ass home for yer country hoe down.
Cuz when I get down brown.
All up in heah' clown.
Better bring it better sting it or you're goin' down.
I gotz teh bacon grease.
I gotz teh cheddar cheese.
And when I fry it don't deny it you be beggin' please.
You got yer jalapeno.
You got your habby hab.
My queso's in yo' face oh like my jabby jab.
Now all you stankin' newbies.
My grub will kick yer booty.
Yer piccy's blow so bad you should change yer name to Hooty.
I kick ass and take names.
While yall go down in flames.
Like a kamikaze pilot in his zero fighter plane.
THP is my town.
Yall tremble at the big sound
Of my awesome ramen power when I get up on my 5th crown!


Boom shaka laka suckah's!!
 
Wow. Oh wow. TB is slinging rhymes. This is going to be something never seen before. Ramen 4 Life. Fo sho.
 
.... sings the man with queso all over his face!

Taunt me not again lest you cause me to lay down more of my ferocious big pimpin' ryhmes!

Thas' right playah's n' hatah's....Tupac TB in da' hizzouse wit' DJ missylou spinnin on teh vinyl...

vip vip vippy vippy vip....
 
Something tells me there are caseboxes of Bud Light and empty bottles of Hornitas piling up in the Blues casa tonight.
 
Sorry, TB...I love ya, man...but all I could picture while reading that was a high school kid saying "You got served".
 
Smack talk need be limited to one line please! With my short attention span, after line one I was already on YouTube looking at goat pr0n.
 
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