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contest April is Ramen Challenge
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wheebz is a human magic 8 ball.
Well, it's either that or he's looking into his magic Crystal brew vat......
One more for S&L
My names habby heat,
My ramen skillz are a feat
Enter this TD an y'all get beat
Don't want to boast
My s@$!'s epic like peanut butter on toast
Or boss starring at Sics goat
All the NW will chear
As my dish puts TB in fear
As I finish with a canadian beer
BOOOMM
My ramen will put you in the emergency room
Marcie will sweep you up with her witches broom
My dish more complex than 3.14
Not finished yet don't close the door
Bear will eat your face like a wild boar
All of SoFlo
Will put on a puppet show
Of frydad eating crow
This ain't no showdown
Paulky busy hostin a ho down
To enter this throw down
I tell no lies
Bootsie startin ta cry
Drownin sorrow in a Boston Cream pie
Bear will defecate
On your ramen filled plate
Feelin like Tony the tiger, GRREAAT
Your ramen dish will be lame
My flavors put yours to shame
Have ya wishin ya never played this game
So TB before you start talkin
Before you start sqwalkin
Leave the ramen on the shelf an start walkin
HAHAHAHAHAHA ALL IN GOOD FUN GUYS
Edit: spelling (thanks Jay
My names habby heat,
My ramen skillz are a feat
Enter this TD an y'all get beat
Don't want to boast
My s@$!'s epic like peanut butter on toast
Or boss starring at Sics goat
All the NW will chear
As my dish puts TB in fear
As I finish with a canadian beer
BOOOMM
My ramen will put you in the emergency room
Marcie will sweep you up with her witches broom
My dish more complex than 3.14
Not finished yet don't close the door
Bear will eat your face like a wild boar
All of SoFlo
Will put on a puppet show
Of frydad eating crow
This ain't no showdown
Paulky busy hostin a ho down
To enter this throw down
I tell no lies
Bootsie startin ta cry
Drownin sorrow in a Boston Cream pie
Bear will defecate
On your ramen filled plate
Feelin like Tony the tiger, GRREAAT
Your ramen dish will be lame
My flavors put yours to shame
Have ya wishin ya never played this game
So TB before you start talkin
Before you start sqwalkin
Leave the ramen on the shelf an start walkin
HAHAHAHAHAHA ALL IN GOOD FUN GUYS
Edit: spelling (thanks Jay
That is impressive. You can MC this thing since you have much more skill at that then cooking. Oh and I think you mean Bear with defecate.
Jay, I wasn't going to bring you to this ho down
For your skillz are not worthy of this throwdown
But since you brought this to my town
I must tear you apart like MG in the final showdown
This will take place
In front of yo face
While yer ramen gets laced
With my home made pepper mace
So stop yer crin
There's no denyin
My ramen will be flyin
While yers be dyin
P.s. thanks for the prper word
Hold up I had to fix it more, how's that?
BOOM BOOM BOOM
ALOW ME TO GET LOUDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
LOUD LIKE THUNDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
MY RAMEN IS A WONDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
YOUR TO BUSY EATTIN BLUBBER
I can go on all day
Listen to what I say
Before I bury you in clay
Cause I'm crazy that way
Your ramen is dead
Listen to what I said
Now I'll have my wife give some h!#$
Before I turn into bed
P:S will I get in trouble for saying that on here? The wife will find it funny (after she slaps the living s outta me) but what about boss?
ALOW ME TO GET LOUDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
LOUD LIKE THUNDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
MY RAMEN IS A WONDER
BOOM BOOM BOOM
YOUR TO BUSY EATTIN BLUBBER
I can go on all day
Listen to what I say
Before I bury you in clay
Cause I'm crazy that way
Your ramen is dead
Listen to what I said
Now I'll have my wife give some h!#$
Before I turn into bed
P:S will I get in trouble for saying that on here? The wife will find it funny (after she slaps the living s outta me) but what about boss?
You call dat tho' down rappin'?
Sho' sounds like yippy yappin'.
I'm rollin' up yeah wassup I be bitch slappin'!
I'm ramen rappin' Snoop.
'Bout yo'noodle soup.
You got no skills if you will I bet it smells like poop!
Now take that spice packet.
And ramen paddy whack it.
Don't turn yo' back on me Jack I'm gonna' tea bag it!
You know I walk the walk.
You know my ramen rocks.
I win the round take my crown go get yo' shine box!
I cookin' hard yo but I don't get tired.
I'm lookin' fly yo I got this shit wired.
You gotz a hex just saw the text from Subway YOU'RE FIRED!
Sho' sounds like yippy yappin'.
I'm rollin' up yeah wassup I be bitch slappin'!
I'm ramen rappin' Snoop.
'Bout yo'noodle soup.
You got no skills if you will I bet it smells like poop!
Now take that spice packet.
And ramen paddy whack it.
Don't turn yo' back on me Jack I'm gonna' tea bag it!
You know I walk the walk.
You know my ramen rocks.
I win the round take my crown go get yo' shine box!
I cookin' hard yo but I don't get tired.
I'm lookin' fly yo I got this shit wired.
You gotz a hex just saw the text from Subway YOU'RE FIRED!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SL,
So far I've been nice
So before I take off my vice
Allow me to give you advice
Don't touch Pie if you cant handle a slice
Before I win this throwdow
I'll send Bear, that clown, to your town
To snatch up your crowns
Makin you frown
FD thinks my rymes are whack
But I'm ok with that
But let me lay some faq
He's got as much talent as Jack Black
Lawd please help my worsehalf..........................
Get outta town noodle clown
you aint got the right
to be uptight
Youll be on you knees
when i give them a squeez
ot hit you up with a freakn, sheeken new disease.
not quite ans STD
but a verbal, herbal remedy
for your shear temerity
Take it to ya from for my tiara
your toast not to boast.
mista Viagra.
you aint got the right
to be uptight
Youll be on you knees
when i give them a squeez
ot hit you up with a freakn, sheeken new disease.
not quite ans STD
but a verbal, herbal remedy
for your shear temerity
Take it to ya from for my tiara
your toast not to boast.
mista Viagra.
That's funny.
Now go get yer shine box!
Now go get yer shine box!
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