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Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Hey y'all looking through the sacred THP scrolls it is apparent that most awesome of foods is sorely neglected. That's right chidren's, I'm talkin' about BURGERS!! Sliders. Pub burgers. Fast food style burgers. Gastro burgers. Cheffy burgers. CHEESEBURGERS!!! Single and double meat. Triple meat. Extreme burgers. Man vs. Food burgers....the list is endless but y'all get the idea.

We won't go into the endless arguments of who created the first hamburger (Fletcher Davis) or what meat qualifies as a burger. Nonetheless....here are the rules for posting in this soon to be awesome thread:

1. Any meat goes. Beef, chicken, pork, lamb, rat, fish. Whatever, hunt it down and kill it with a knife. Its all good and I've included the options other than the traditional beef so all the kids can play in the pool. If its ground and round, its all good.

2. The damn 'thang has to be between 2 slices of bread or bun. White bread. Brioche. Sourdough. English muffin. Whole wheat. Its got to be bready. No wrap crap or wild pizza dough like chingaderra's.

3. Any cooking method goes. Grilled. Broiled. Griddled. Steamed. Deep fried. Zippo lighter.

4. Because I love to ridicule to no end tree hugging granola wimps and hippy's.....
Veggie burgers are all good. Just be prepared for the woe and gnashing of teeth and smack talk that will soon come if you post it. It will be all in fun and all good.

5. You suck at cooking? The only thing that would suck more is if you posted pics of your restaurant burger. For the sake of keeping the comedy rolling...
Any burger you didn't cook or you bought is allowed and is all good. Warning: while allowed, posting pics of BK burgers or their ilk with a splash of tabasco will bring upon you the most ridicule and insults. Even more than a veggie burger!

6. Chile's and/or hotsauce is mandatory on the burger. ON the burger, no crap on the side.

7. Pics are mandatory. No posting about a burger you made or ate without pics. You will suffer extreme ridicule and experience much loathing. Just don't do it.

8. Include a list of condiments and toppings. Mayo. Mustard. Onions. Cheese. Extract of male baboon spermatazoa. Whatever. Post it.

There it is y'all. Can you get down brown with it? Allrighty then...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Here's mine. Sliders. 80/20 ground chuck from Matador Meat Market, Frisco, Tx. Cooked over fine diced yellow onions in cast iron using the smash technique. Toasted Pepperidge Farm slider buns with mustard, the onions, dill pickle and jalapeno pickle slices. Kraft brand American Plastic Cheese.

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Adult beverages are encouraged in the pics but not mandatory. Dig that awesome cast iron crust sear!

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So bring on your burgers. And that means those damn Aussie's and their stinkin' beet root too!!
 
No blue scheeze tonight.
 
Flat top salmon sliders.
 
Okay they're not REAL sliders but they are slider sized.
 
Close enough for guv'ment work.
 
texas blues said:
Photobucket the stupid.
 
Tried to upload my salmon burgers but no dice.
 
Dammit.
 
Piccy's manana maybe.
That is why I switched to imgur, the app for phone or tablet is super easy.
 
Dropbox is the best. You take a pic and dropbox automatically upload  to the internet. Dropbox dowload it in all devices loged with dropbox. You open my files and here is the pics.  You do nothing Dropbox makes automatic (50gb free space)
 

sicman

Extreme Member
Man this pic is from the winter. Dig on the long sleeves ;)    I play, I hear when you get older you get colder. Taco Bum straight in pajamas like Howard Hughes. Walks around the neighbour hood scarying people. I dig.
 
  Sb's look good.  I bet its awesome not having all the cooked food smell in the house with the flat top.
 

The Hot Pepper

Founder
Admin
Is that the Big Daddy's Trinidad BBQ sauce?
 

The Hot Pepper

Founder
Admin
Yeah def heavy on the molasses like the Trini. Looks killer.
 

The Hot Pepper

Founder
Admin
Yeah I was going by color. Figured you killed it off!
 
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