food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Nice grilled burgers JayWow and love to be loving loooong time that scheezinessess.
 
But 'scuse me a sec por favor for asking..
 
What's up with those anemic lookin' fries?
 
They look like you boiled them in 3 day old potty water.
 
I also noticed how you strategically placed that bag of lettuce to show in the pic.
 
For my benefit I reckon.
 
I wasn't going to make mention of lettuce on the burger until I saw that in the pic.
 
Bastige.
 
The fries are McCain's frozen and baked.  I personally do not like anything but fresh cut fries double fried, but the minions love these fast food style fries, and they run this place.  The lettuce is a head of iceberg I chopped up when I made the subs this weekend.  I didn't purposely leave it in the pic, but when I saw it after I posted it, I did think how much you would like it.  Glad you didn't disappoint.
 
LOL.
 
TB with the lettuce... hey TB, we know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know how you feel about lettuce you grumpy bastige! Is it your nap time? ;)
 
INO's lettuce wrap burger from the secret menu.
 
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Hey TB you still there? Hello?
 
Dead.
 
:lol:
 
As mrs. blues would say to me...
 
"talk to the hand or the finger!"
 
First off yeah, since I was a little kid I loved the cold.
 
Loved Alaska too, and even when it was 20 below I'd sleep with the window cracked open.
 
Then I moved to the big dry ditch and 135 degree black top parking lots.
 
Since then I've turned into my mother.
 
If its below 80 she's wearing a sweater or a hoodie.
 
Even in summertime now I have to bring a hoodie if mrs. blues and I go out to dinner or shop.
 
Hence the flannel.
 
When I took the pics last night it was 72 and I was a little cold.
 
 
And now to address the lettuce.
 
What can I say?
 
I admit it.
 
I'm rayciss' agin' lettuce on or in any 'thang but a salad.
 
With the exception of grilled romaine.
 
It's in my DNA I reckon and can't be helped.
 
Just like G's rayciss' bigotry of black pepper.
 
I only commented on it as I coulda' swore Jay was settin' me up.
 
Then again, Jay and I got a conspiracy goin' on one time to bring out THP's
 
rayciss' view's of oven ribs.
 
It was hilarious but you, THP, didn't take the bait as was expected.
 
Both of y'all are still bastige's though.
 
Grilled up some burgers tonight and a italian sausage for the misses. She's been asking for me to throw some sausage her way. 
 

 
Grilled onions, rehydrated smoked goats weed peppers that Hogleg sent me today and some provolone cheese
 

 
Ketchup, stone ground mustard, LDHS red label and some avocado. 
 

 

 
I should of used more goatsweed but I was unsure of how hot they would be
 
The Hot Pepper said:
 
INO's lettuce wrap burger from the secret menu.
 
 
 
Hey TB you still there? Hello?
 
Dead.
 
:lol:
 
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Have mercy.
 
I've known about that abomination but haven't seen a pic of it quite like that.
 
Its a got dang lettuce cheeseburger tore tillah'.
 
Lookin' at it I'm actually feelin' all ashamed n' sheeit.
 
I might have to try it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
NOT!
 
D3.
 
Ketchup on an avocado topped burger?
 
I've liked most of your posts but this one....
 
Please just kick me in the balls as hard as you can.
 
I would find that more enjoyable than avocado and ketchup on a burger.
 
Make no mistake.
 
The burger looks great and I'm a sucker for totz but...
 
I'm rayciss when it comes to avocado's and ketchup having culinary sex together.
 
Imagine if D3 put lettuce on there as well? TB would have quit the forum. :rofl:
 
"I'm tired of these chingadera putiin' lettuce an avocado an ketchup on burgers. Bleed dat! Now where's my whole wheat bagel with pineapple guac, Sriracha and cheese?"
 
The Hot Pepper said:
"I'm tired of these chingadera putiin' lettuce an avocado an ketchup on burgers. Bleed dat! Now where's my whole wheat bagel with pineapple guac, Sriracha and cheese?"
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Y'all know me.
 
 
I just can't help it.
 
I'm an opinionated old bastige.
 
I often think that I should be taken to the vet and have me put down.
 
But then who'd provide the comedy?
 
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