food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!
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I myself will be doing smashed scheezeburgers for the 4th.
Because whats more 'Merican than cheeseburgers?
None more.
Because whats more 'Merican than cheeseburgers?
None more.
And you as well compadre and family.
missylou, my dear sweet dog, turned 9 in May.
Smartest, cutest, lovable, loyal, and viscous bitch I've ever had the pleasure to know.
Invited guests are showered with doggy kisses.
And then herded to where she wants them to go.
Except for my dear sweet ma.
missylou nipped her in the ankle and drew blood.
Ma' didna' say nuthin' 'til 6 months later.
I felt bad about that.
Wait.
Sorry for rambling.
Back to LouLou.
She herds me to the couch and gives me loves and nips on my ear lobes.
Kinky.
What?
missylou, my dear sweet dog, turned 9 in May.
Smartest, cutest, lovable, loyal, and viscous bitch I've ever had the pleasure to know.
Invited guests are showered with doggy kisses.
And then herded to where she wants them to go.
Except for my dear sweet ma.
missylou nipped her in the ankle and drew blood.
Ma' didna' say nuthin' 'til 6 months later.
I felt bad about that.
Wait.
Sorry for rambling.
Back to LouLou.
She herds me to the couch and gives me loves and nips on my ear lobes.
Kinky.
What?
Viscous: having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid. Interesting dog you have there.
Deathtosnails said:Viscous: having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid. Interesting dog you have there.
Damn you college educated English major with a minor in Spelling.
I meant "vicious".
As in "Sid Vicious".
I swear you can't live with these people.
No Aussie love? 
The Hot Pepper said:No Aussie love?
DTS is a Kiwi.
Read your Bible.
It's in there where he's from.
Same with Aussie's.
The devil went down to Georgia.
We've all heard that song.
He also went down under.
He got his ass kicked by Aussie's and Kiwi's.
Booma said:
You humble me sir.
But I ain't all that.
Your words and pics I reckon are more than enough.
I am but a flea on your dog of awesomenessess.
sicman said:
Drink your milk.
You're up waaaay too late.
How you doin' oh beard'd one?
Gimme' a 4/4 behind the beat por favor.
Like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZALjvO8DZE
Yeah
doing good gave up the milk though.haven't had any in a couple months. And the great beard is gone. But you are right it was way to late.texas blues said:Drink your milk.
You're up waaaay too late.
How you doin' oh beard'd one?
Gimme' a 4/4 behind the beat por favor.
Like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZALjvO8DZE
I gave up drinking milk after high school.
A billion Chinese can't be wrong I reckon.
Cheese and cooking with heavy cream...well that's another 'thang entirely.
On another note...
I can't believe that here in the US of A (or as my Mexican amigos would say..."you essay")
That no one has posted a 4th of July burger.
I can understand Texans not doing so as the 4th is all about bbq and brisket but as they say on ESPN...
"C'mon man!"
I myself believe that the burger was invented in Athens Texas years ahead of those white toast and tomato losers known as Louie's Lunch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis'_Lunch
http://www.athenstx.org/live-and-work/history-of-the-hamburger
There are other claims to the origins but they don't have evidence to support it.
No matter.
I'ma do my patriotic duty and whoop up some smashed flat top burgers tonight.
Just like George does in CI.
And to be sure...
Watch how George does it and make it just like that with no condiments or foo foo and you will discover as I did...
The best burger you ever ate.
Tonight though I am using pre ground chuck so it won't be as good as that but still pert' dang good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RykDiZnCKrA
A billion Chinese can't be wrong I reckon.
Cheese and cooking with heavy cream...well that's another 'thang entirely.
On another note...
I can't believe that here in the US of A (or as my Mexican amigos would say..."you essay")
That no one has posted a 4th of July burger.
I can understand Texans not doing so as the 4th is all about bbq and brisket but as they say on ESPN...
"C'mon man!"
I myself believe that the burger was invented in Athens Texas years ahead of those white toast and tomato losers known as Louie's Lunch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis'_Lunch
http://www.athenstx.org/live-and-work/history-of-the-hamburger
There are other claims to the origins but they don't have evidence to support it.
No matter.
I'ma do my patriotic duty and whoop up some smashed flat top burgers tonight.
Just like George does in CI.
And to be sure...
Watch how George does it and make it just like that with no condiments or foo foo and you will discover as I did...
The best burger you ever ate.
Tonight though I am using pre ground chuck so it won't be as good as that but still pert' dang good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RykDiZnCKrA
I'm w/ you - eventual burger today is eventual ...
Si senor!
I'm fixin' to get my tequila and
on and then fire up some hot cold rolled steel.
There are 3 foods I'll never give up.
Shrimp.
Salmon.
And cheeseburgers.
And the onliest way you will get my cheeseburger away from me....
...is when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
But you'll be too late as when you pull the trigger I'll have already stuffed the last of it in my 'mouf.
Suckah'.
And when you do pull that trigger, I'll still be talkin' 'bout your momma'!
Your momma'!
I'm fixin' to get my tequila and
on and then fire up some hot cold rolled steel.There are 3 foods I'll never give up.
Shrimp.
Salmon.
And cheeseburgers.
And the onliest way you will get my cheeseburger away from me....
...is when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
But you'll be too late as when you pull the trigger I'll have already stuffed the last of it in my 'mouf.
Suckah'.
And when you do pull that trigger, I'll still be talkin' 'bout your momma'!
Your momma'!