food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Chipotle Sauce.
- 1 Can Chipotle Peppers in Adobo Sauce
- 2 Jonah 7 Pots
- 1 Clove Garlic
- 2 TBS Chopped White Onion
- 1 tsp of each, Cumin, Mexican Oregano, Sugar, Paprika

Add all ingredients into the food processor.
I'm here to tell you, those 7 Pots will wake up any chipotle party.
I'll let this all mary for a bit, and later it will become Chipotle Mayonnaise.

Can you dig it y'all?

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Scovie looks like he's lining it all up for awesomeness.

I hope you don't man-handle that ground beef and turn it into a meatball.
 
No way, I'm with you fellahs. I handle my meat ONLY as long as it needs, not a second more.

I'm getting close over here to be liking to cook.

Marinade/ for the Jo-Jo's, O.O., Garlic, and fresh Rosemary from CJ's garden.
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2 lb's Meat. Handled.
Shitload of BP, and a few dashes of Garlic Salt. Done.
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Thanks for hangin out with me y'all. I'm having a kick-ass Sunday.
 
lookimg good scovie. I just got done with a little burger warm up.


angus beef with diced jalapenos. topped with sauted shrooms and onions smothered in pepper jack cheese on a potato bun with some mayo mixed with AJs scorpion puree.

MONEY SHOT!!
 
Geeme's TOTALLY dry-heaving at all the BP, Scovie, but I applaud you.

WD looks like he's got some burger skills. I love how this thread is blowing up because everyone wants to pummel me in the upcoming TD.

Get your burger on.
 
Damn wd. That's got all the right stuff on it!

Don't think we need to worry bout scovie focking anything up when he's drinkin.
That's when he's at his best!
 
WD! NICE!!!!! comin out of the woodwork wit dah Burgernessesss!!! Looks absolutely mahhhvelous!

Yeah, Sum... NOT GF geeme friendly...AT ALL! And I ain't out to pummel you, I just want a freaken Burger! A lot of buzz wit dah Burgers talkin lately!

Rock on TB! I'm diggen it!

Werd FD. Werd.
 
As good as these look, the td burgers will need to be kicked up a bit.
I'm expecting carnage.
Heads will roll.
Juices will flow.
Buns will get soggy.

Scovie, u doin fries with that?
 
Soggy buns are poo. Gotta' be able to stand up against the ooze factor. I have no doubt that the burgers being presented for our culinary porn viewing currently represent only the mere tip of the iceberg. Come throwdown weekend, you won't be able to swing a cat by the tail without hittin' some major foo foo, ooze, bling, and herd killin' meatness and scheesze. I suspect a whole gamut of ethnic varieties will also play a major role.
 
A whole new dimension of burgermania will be born!!!!!

....but right now I'm in anticipatory agony for what Scovie's about to dish up! BUt I s'pose I'll have to wait until pics are taken and posted!!!!! Aarrrrg!!!!!!!! Hahaha
 
Tell Scovie to hurry it up. No less than 7 are watching this thread and waiting patiently but our patience does have limits and the crowd can easily turn into a mob. We demand pics of the carnage, and soon!
 
Who puts a runny egg on pulled poke? Answer: those crazy Aussie's, and calling it a burger...more loony 'bidness.

All funny stuff aside, I expect DTS to bring the hotness like an out of control freight train on fire.

Just like Texas, don't mess with Australia!
 
Phew! Damm that was good. But this ain't my TD entry, just a Sunday afternoon stroll thru the Kitchen.
7Pot Chipotle Mayo... Keeper. I love grilled Jo-Jos, all slathery in Garlic, Olive Oil and Rosemary, burnt to perfectiónes!

Here's how I would rate the following burger, and y'all don't be shy to chime in on this, at least with my burger...
Ooze Factor - 6 A summer nights dream
Herd Killer - 4 I don't have cows for pets.
Handling - 4 I could drive this stick-shift with my arm out the window, onaccounta I cut it in half for piccy's.
Bling Bling - 3 I had enough cash in my wallet.
Snapkin - 7 yeah, I better have one, before I need a shower


JoJos workin their JuJu
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Mooooooooo
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Grilly Buns
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BAM!
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BAM!.. BAM!
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BAM!... BAM!... BAM!
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All finished eating at 3:30 which means, I can have another one TODAY!
 
Look at you sportin' that 30 degree grill twist just for the marks.

A contender for sure, but it would have been more dramatic had that cheese melted and spooged all over the plate.

You know I'm on your side Met-how Holler. I'm just being overly critical for ya'lls benefit. No doubt it tasted great.
 
Soooooo worth the wait!!!!! Thank You Scovie!!!!! Too yuuuum!

Now I'm full and happy and ready for a nap while "watching" a Sunday afternoon movie! What a perfect day....all I need now is a big old thunderstorm!!!!! :)
 
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