food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

[skullbiker]

 
Holy crap!
 
Who ever waxed that bikini.
 
You're fired!

I AM RETIRED

I CANNOT BE FIRED

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[sicman]

CBD and THC are involved with my every movement. Fuct a burger! I would like to eat one though. I do have turkey and kraut for tacos.

 

[texas blues]

CBD and THC are involved with my every movement. Fuct a burger! I would like to eat one though. I do have turkey and kraut for tacos.

 
Turkey kraut tacos.
 
Dude.
 
Quit smokin' dirt weed.
 
And quit eatin' clay.

 

[texas blues]

Oh hell yeah!

 
But no ketchup.
 
Por favor.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Burger abuse with extra sodium and plastic cheese.

 

[texas blues]

Burger abuse with extra sodium and plastic cheese.

 
That is true.
 
Its a shit burger..
 
But theres a certain somethin'.
 
That makes me want it.
 
Like crazy.
 
Vampire.
 
Hot women.
 
I'm married.
 
To one of them.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Perhaps it was the poking and slicing with the drywall knife? Or putting both sides of the bun in grease? I dunno....

 

[Shorerider]

So, the cook is wearing a glove on one hand to be hygienic when he is stacking ingredients onto the buns. Yet, he handles the cooking utensils with both hands cross contaminating the gloved hand? 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Oh yeah and he will surely take cash in the gloved hand and then touch food. That one, I never get!!!!! They think those gloves are to keep their own hands clean.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I think I saw spackle on the "spatula"

 

[texas blues]

Bourdain.
 
What an asshole.
 
I really miss that guy.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4J1seTHAMU&t=130s
 
Look at the ooze dripping.
 
When he bites into that double double.
 
Thats real neanderthal caveman.
 
Lust.
 
I will oklahoma pig wrassle.
 
Three fat chicks.
 
With mustaches.
 
For that double double.
 
 
You would too.
 
 
Thanks Anthony.
 

 

[Rajun Gardener]

I love that dude too, RIP.....
 
I'm a cheap trailer park burger slut too and made the burgers too big but it was Butt Rocket level.

I had to cut it to keep the patty inside, a little over cooked for me but still awesome.

 
 
 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

RG.
 
Trailer Park Slut Burger.
 
How slutty do I have to be?
 
To get to eat that burger?
 
3 fat ladies and a team of clydesdales slutty?
 
 
I'm your huckleberry. 

 

[Rajun Gardener]

I saw an ad from Red Robin today that reminded me of you but you need to bring the Ranch.
 
 

 

[texas blues]

You don't put ranch.
 
On a banzai burger.
 
Unless.
 
You're me.
 
 
I would.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

i'd get mine Robin stylee with a sunny egg on top 
and eat enough steak fries to hate myself a little bit 
 
it's been too long since i've had a burger 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

An Ode to TB!
 
When you crave that salmon burger

 
Hand-formed patty w/scallions
Teriyaki grilled onions
Flattopped!
Brioche bun
Butterflly Bakery of Vermont Maple Sugar Shack Sriracha!

 
Red cabbage apple slaw

 
Manhandle it...

 
...with your no-ring gardening thumb even if it isn't green!

 
NO RANCH OR PINEAPPLES HARMED!

 

[texas blues]

I do 'bleed.
 
That is the first fish burger you've posted.
 
No?
 
What kine salmon?
 
I like to be liking ever 'thang about it.
 
Ono grindz.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Nah I won a TD with a salmon burger
 
Faroe Islands salmon. One of my go-tos.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Teriyaki onions: Cut a large solid onion slice intact without the rings falling out. Griddle it with a little oil and soak it with teriyaki. Flip it, douse it, both sides should brown/caramelize. When done, just break the rings apart and only the edges are browned, the rest is soft, white. Try it, especially on salmon.