food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

What?

In jars?

Here we have Easy Cheese with the little straw like tube that you push on.

The stuff splooges out like that silly string stuff you've seen in the Tom Hanks flick, "Big".

My friends and I always erroneously called it "spray cheese".

Probably because the stuff is propelled out of the can by an aerosol of some kind.

A can set aside for personal use was good eats and great fun.

Especially drunk.

Open mouth, tilt head back, and give your mouth several douches of hot sauce and then insert the push nozzle in your pie hole and squirt in a big gob of the scheezy goodness.

When used in such a fashion, it makes you just feel sooooooo dirty.

I like it.

A LOT!
 
I usually avoid this thread like the plague...

...and now I remember why!!!! Tooooooo much greatness that makes me instantly hungry!!!!

Cholula pickled onions????????? Now I could get behind THAT!

Cheez Whiz and Squeezy Cheez.....those are just FUN! ah, Life's Simple pleasures!!!!!! :D
 
I thought the burger thread needed some love so....

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Screw the gasser were going charcoal tonight

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Ran outta pickles its a sad sight

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Double decker cooked just right with no foo foo

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ZD I would rock the hell out of that burger!

Probably only be able to get half of it down though.

I have found though, leftover homemade burgers, either cold or heated up are still dang good.

Yours look CHINGON!
 
Looks good, put some canyons in the middle of those patties so they stick to perfect form! 80/20 or 75/25? next year grow your own cucs and make some pickles. Super simple and they low away store bought for many reasons.
 
zd - I'm loving that you didn't overcook the burgers, but I'm still hatin' on the BP...... Look fantastic otherwise!
 
zd - I'm loving that you didn't overcook the burgers, but I'm still hatin' on the BP...... Look fantastic otherwise!

Gemme...

Your BP radar is malfunctioning. Ain't no BP on deez burgers! It's crazy salt.

Oh snap...just checked the ingredients of the CaJohns Fire Dust I put on the fries. You win.....it has BP!
 
Burgers tonight, patties mixed with Ned Kelly Chillis, Salt and spices, no pepper haha.

Sourdough bread for buns, spread top and bottom with Mango Jalapeno sauce, bacon, onion, pickles, burgers covered in mozzarella, cooked etc.

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YUM

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Dang Booma!

That 'thang is the H-bomb!

You had me at mango jalapeno.

The sharp edges on that toasted bread would probably cut my mouth.

But I'm like honey badger.

And I don't care.
 
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