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Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Hey y'all looking through the sacred THP scrolls it is apparent that most awesome of foods is sorely neglected. That's right chidren's, I'm talkin' about BURGERS!! Sliders. Pub burgers. Fast food style burgers. Gastro burgers. Cheffy burgers. CHEESEBURGERS!!! Single and double meat. Triple meat. Extreme burgers. Man vs. Food burgers....the list is endless but y'all get the idea.

We won't go into the endless arguments of who created the first hamburger (Fletcher Davis) or what meat qualifies as a burger. Nonetheless....here are the rules for posting in this soon to be awesome thread:

1. Any meat goes. Beef, chicken, pork, lamb, rat, fish. Whatever, hunt it down and kill it with a knife. Its all good and I've included the options other than the traditional beef so all the kids can play in the pool. If its ground and round, its all good.

2. The damn 'thang has to be between 2 slices of bread or bun. White bread. Brioche. Sourdough. English muffin. Whole wheat. Its got to be bready. No wrap crap or wild pizza dough like chingaderra's.

3. Any cooking method goes. Grilled. Broiled. Griddled. Steamed. Deep fried. Zippo lighter.

4. Because I love to ridicule to no end tree hugging granola wimps and hippy's.....
Veggie burgers are all good. Just be prepared for the woe and gnashing of teeth and smack talk that will soon come if you post it. It will be all in fun and all good.

5. You suck at cooking? The only thing that would suck more is if you posted pics of your restaurant burger. For the sake of keeping the comedy rolling...
Any burger you didn't cook or you bought is allowed and is all good. Warning: while allowed, posting pics of BK burgers or their ilk with a splash of tabasco will bring upon you the most ridicule and insults. Even more than a veggie burger!

6. Chile's and/or hotsauce is mandatory on the burger. ON the burger, no crap on the side.

7. Pics are mandatory. No posting about a burger you made or ate without pics. You will suffer extreme ridicule and experience much loathing. Just don't do it.

8. Include a list of condiments and toppings. Mayo. Mustard. Onions. Cheese. Extract of male baboon spermatazoa. Whatever. Post it.

There it is y'all. Can you get down brown with it? Allrighty then...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Here's mine. Sliders. 80/20 ground chuck from Matador Meat Market, Frisco, Tx. Cooked over fine diced yellow onions in cast iron using the smash technique. Toasted Pepperidge Farm slider buns with mustard, the onions, dill pickle and jalapeno pickle slices. Kraft brand American Plastic Cheese.

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Adult beverages are encouraged in the pics but not mandatory. Dig that awesome cast iron crust sear!

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So bring on your burgers. And that means those damn Aussie's and their stinkin' beet root too!!
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Stop buttering us up...speaking of, just got some fresh corn!!!!!
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texas blues said:
 
Oh hell yeah!
 
There's a little stand on Oahu.
 
Next to the Dole Plantation.
 
On the way to the north shore.
 
That grills up corn.
 
Chile lime.
 
Butter parm.
 
Teh kine grindz!
Yum
 
luvmesump3pp3rz said:
Love fresh corn! and butter.  :dance:
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:lol:
 
I live in Bizarro World where the Whole Foods is actually cheaper than the other stores because those are all small little gourmet stores with high rents. $2.99 for a can of beans verses 79 cents. Just got some killer catfish for the weekend, corn, and other shizz. Would have cost double down the street and prob would not have had catfish. ;)
 
The Hot Pepper said:
I live in Bizarro World where the Whole Foods is actually cheaper than the other stores because those are all small little gourmet stores with high rents. $2.99 for a can of beans verses 79 cents. Just got some killer catfish for the weekend, corn, and other shizz. Would have cost double down the street and prob would not have had catfish. ;)
 
Really?
 
Here in Texas.
 
We call it.
 
Whole Paycheck.
 
Granted.
 
They don't sell junk food.
 
Ever 'thang they sell is beaucoup quality chingon.
 
Those parm chips at the cheese shop.
 
Make me swoon!
 
These days.
 
I stay away.
 
Because.
 
I need to save money.
 
For fresh pineapple.
 
On Oahu.
 
Yeah it's cheap for a "gourmet" store here. I was paying crazy prices for fish before it opened. And they have the 365 or WFM store brand stuff you can get organic beans for 79 cents etc. I can't do that at my local shops. I also never have to look at labels because they only carry clean label stuff, no garbage, preservatives or whatever. I like shopping without having to read lol.
 
Walmart and Costco are nowhere near me. Only gourmet shops ($$$), bodegas (when you need Goya products, beer, or TP lol), shitty supermarkets (also far), and Whole Foods. ;)
 
Kirkland marble Cheddar, first time buying it from Costco. Pretty mild taste for my liking but had a schmelt factor.

When I was growing up marble cheese was almost always a mix of white brick cheese and orange Colby cheese.

Both very similar to Cheddar but different melting properties. You never see it made with those cheeses anymore .

Colby /jack sounds yum though.
 
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