Just start over SL....
1 oz Tequila-
ain't got none, only some vodka-type hooch
2 oz tom juice-
nope....V-8 regular type
1 dash lemon juice
hmmm, do have some of that but tidin't use any.....
1 dash Tabasco sauce (if you own any) -
nope.....but I think there's some Franks Red Hot or Crystal in a box in the basement fromwhen we moved 13 years ago...will that work?
1 dash celery salt-
GOT THAT! WOOHOO I thought you said GARLIC salt?!?!???
1 dash worchesstishirere sauce (I have some you can have if you dont have any)
got that too!
Shake all ingredients with cracked ice or broken icicles.
Strain into bucket glass, or Mason Jar wine glass over ice.
Add pickled bean, lemon wedge, or celery, or all 3.
BLOODY MARIA'S all around!
Increase ingredients to make by the pitcher...