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Here They Come, and Fast...

DickT

DickT

* Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

* Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

* Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

* Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.

* What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees.

* Anyone done a haiku yet?

Tiger flees from wife
Water sprays from fire hydrant
Then tree falls victim.
 
ipreferamediumroast said:
What the hell was he thinking! His wife is a perfect 10!
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He wanted the other 9.
 
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IDIOT
 
When ever I see a really beautiful woman, I think (after the obvious :lol:) someone somewhere is sick and tied of putting up with her crap!!!!!

This could have been one of those situations??
 
From a woman's perspective he had Elin and 2 children at home and last count I heard 14 "ladies" on the side. What was he thinking? Do you think the man has a problem? I think she'll end up with half his money, full custody, and outrageous alimony and child support.
 
hmmm. A "sports figure" makes a lot of money and is very popular and women throw themselves at him and it all goes to his head and cheats on his wife....now substitute the word "actor" "rock star" "pop star" or "politician" for "sports figure" -why is this still news? we've heard it before.
 
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