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I don't like guns, and gun owners are fat and scare me thread...
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what comes first, fatness or gun ownership? does fatness cause gun ownership, or do you get fat after buying guns.
these are important issues that should be resolved.
these are important issues that should be resolved.
This should be good.
[background=rgb(255, 244, 228)]what comes first, fatness or gun ownership? does fatness cause gun ownership, or do you get fat after buying guns.[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 244, 228)]these are important issues that should be resolved. [/background]
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ahh, Grasshopper..first, you must snatch the snickers from my hand ....23 times.THEN ORDER A PIZZA OR SEVERAL,do this repitivetivetivtivetivetively, move as little as possible.Nosh on cold raw bacon fat, sleep between meals.Drink only LARD enriched Frappichinoes(yes -spelled wrong I'm sure, thank god) washed down with fish oil.Oh...and lots of cake.Then ask you self...do I own a gun....or should I go buy one ...to make someone bring me some more food. If you" do "in either case...the answer is within you.[/background]
[background=rgb(255, 244, 228)]these are important issues that should be resolved. [/background]
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ahh, Grasshopper..first, you must snatch the snickers from my hand ....23 times.THEN ORDER A PIZZA OR SEVERAL,do this repitivetivetivtivetivetively, move as little as possible.Nosh on cold raw bacon fat, sleep between meals.Drink only LARD enriched Frappichinoes(yes -spelled wrong I'm sure, thank god) washed down with fish oil.Oh...and lots of cake.Then ask you self...do I own a gun....or should I go buy one ...to make someone bring me some more food. If you" do "in either case...the answer is within you.[/background]Don't forget some one has to empty all those beer and soft drink bottles and cans before they use them as targets...
I see a lot of guys go out shooting with cases of ammo to shoot along with ice chests full of drinks and munchies...
Come back with both being empty or full of spent brass.
That's a lot of cans...ah, targets to prepare.
I don't think walking around setting up new cans burns off all the calories that preparing targets can accumulate.
Though some people might burn off more calories than others when hauling old tv's up the hill to shoot at.
I don't think the guys who haul the refridgerators and similar kitchen and laundry room appliances up the hill to shoot at are very fat...
So I guess you can already be fat before you buy a gun OR you might get fat because of all the targets you have to prepare.
On the other hand.If you were already fat,you might actually loose weight hauling Tv's and such up the hill to shoot at them( or have a heart attack while setting up targets like tv sets and washing machines , kitchen sinks etc.)
Why up the hill?
Everyone knows shooting into a hill is safer than having nothing behind your target to stop the bullet that went through the can/target/tv...
I see a lot of guys go out shooting with cases of ammo to shoot along with ice chests full of drinks and munchies...
Come back with both being empty or full of spent brass.
That's a lot of cans...ah, targets to prepare.
I don't think walking around setting up new cans burns off all the calories that preparing targets can accumulate.
Though some people might burn off more calories than others when hauling old tv's up the hill to shoot at.
I don't think the guys who haul the refridgerators and similar kitchen and laundry room appliances up the hill to shoot at are very fat...
So I guess you can already be fat before you buy a gun OR you might get fat because of all the targets you have to prepare.
On the other hand.If you were already fat,you might actually loose weight hauling Tv's and such up the hill to shoot at them( or have a heart attack while setting up targets like tv sets and washing machines , kitchen sinks etc.)
Why up the hill?
Everyone knows shooting into a hill is safer than having nothing behind your target to stop the bullet that went through the can/target/tv...
We shot all day yesterday.
....I feel fatter already.
....I feel fatter already.
I'm extremely disappointed with this topic. For one, y'all aren't nearly fat enough. They may take your guns away.
For another, you left out angry, seeking power and my favorite "suffers from "group think". Apparently we are expected to be an angry mob of fatties filled with impotent rage, who are shooting neither because it's a practical skill nor an entertaining hobby, but because it helps to feel empowered against the cruel world that made us fat & angry.
For another, you left out angry, seeking power and my favorite "suffers from "group think". Apparently we are expected to be an angry mob of fatties filled with impotent rage, who are shooting neither because it's a practical skill nor an entertaining hobby, but because it helps to feel empowered against the cruel world that made us fat & angry.
I don't like guns, they scare me, and their owners are fat, angry, and only wish to feel empowered because of the lack of love their mothers gave to them as a child.
Which reminds me, I think 9mm is on sale at Academy....gotta go!
Which reminds me, I think 9mm is on sale at Academy....gotta go!
I'm angry because I'm not fat enough to be angry that I'm fat.........
Can I still shoot?
Can I still shoot?
Cap & ball revolvers, best of both worlds.
What of I'm fat but not angry?
Also I don't really want power, I just like things that go "bang!"
Can I get a gun?
Man the rules are complicated.
Also I don't really want power, I just like things that go "bang!"
Can I get a gun?
Man the rules are complicated.
I have the power to to be angry OR fat....but not both at the same time.......
I have the power to be fat OR shoot stuff.......
...which one to choose....
I have the power to be fat OR shoot stuff.......
...which one to choose....
I'm wondering if that cute little hottie at the drive through is the reason I'm fat...
I sure like her smile etc. when I pay for my order.
Don't know if I'm fat because I like to drive through or because I own several guns and reload...
This is my rifle,this is my gun,one is for shooting the others for fun....
I'm so confused...
Why does a fat guy always have to own a fire arm?
Is it impossible to own a fire arm if you are skinny or average weight?
I sure like her smile etc. when I pay for my order.
Don't know if I'm fat because I like to drive through or because I own several guns and reload...
This is my rifle,this is my gun,one is for shooting the others for fun....
I'm so confused...
Why does a fat guy always have to own a fire arm?
Is it impossible to own a fire arm if you are skinny or average weight?
When I go to the range do people judge me as a fat guy who shoots or a gun nut who's fat?
And is there an equation between how many firearms I own and how fat I get?
If you sell your guns do you get skinnier?
And is there an equation between how many firearms I own and how fat I get?
If you sell your guns do you get skinnier?