Only if they find a place that sells pants that small.....Sickmont said:
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JOKE TIME!!!!
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. does that
mean that one enjoys it?
mean that one enjoys it?
So, if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
LOL!
4 out of 5 doctors agree that the 5 doctor is a jackass.Hillbilly Chili said:
The "Tans"...duhHillbilly Chili said:
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)guitargod, startin to worry about ya bro:-0
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Odd, my family says the same thing...Hillbilly Chili said:
Odd, my family says the same thing...
about peeing in a pool? Wow what a coincidence :-)
about peeing in a pool? Wow what a coincidence :-)
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
LOL>> Now that was SICKmont
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Right-0 chumley
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
You got all the answers dude. You're smart like DEFCON.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
You’ll probably have no problem with this one, being that you are kinda an expert with the baby thing.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
Hillbilly Chili said:
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry."