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JOKE TIME!!!!
- Thread starter bubbaschili
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how did helen kellers parents punish her??
they re aranged the furniture.
they re aranged the furniture.
How do you know OJ could NOT have stabbed Nicole Simpson?
He's an ex-Buffalo Bill, all he can do is choke.
He's an ex-Buffalo Bill, all he can do is choke.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
Hey, get out of my sun!
Hey, get out of my sun!
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
Because no one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
Because no one is tall enough to go on the good rides.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"...A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s--t!
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"...A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s--t!
And the leper football game...There was a hand-off in the backfield.
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
Why did the lesbian cows break up?
They got tired of each udders.
They got tired of each udders.
how do you keep a moron in suspence
ill tell yall tommorow
ill tell yall tommorow
But I want to know now....wait....HEY!bubbaschili said:
How do you occupy a blonde's attention for a straight week?
Give her a bag of M&M's and have her alphabetize them.
Give her a bag of M&M's and have her alphabetize them.
you were so ugly when you were a baby yo momma had to feed you from 20 yards with a sling shot.