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Interior of an office building. Brick red paint on the walls (wonder where I got that color from...).
A Photo of THP's avatar hangs opposite the entrance with the title 'Boss Pepper' underneath.
Other framed photos of peppers adorn the walls.
At the very end of the office there is a very small window.
There is an enormous queue of people, numbering in the hundreds all huffing and puffing.
There are only three chairs in the office.
A ukelele version of The Girl from Ipanema is playing on the PA system.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that the temperature in the office is 38 Celsius and the ceiling fan has the power of a 100 year old asthmatic?
On top of the window, there is a small screen. It has 'Now Serving' stencilled in white at the top. A red number '4' is currently lit on the screen, flickering intermittently as moths hover around it.
But no one seems to have Numero 4...
Twenty more people have just entered the the building, and join the queue.
From within the little window, a muffled 'AAAAAARGH!!!' is heard.
(yeah, too much spare time on my hands at the mo...)