food Make your best taco.
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mrs. blues had some leftover crock pot pork.
For her tacos.
She doesn't eat left overs.
So I took some of her leftover pork.
And splooged it with bbq sauce.
Then I sliced up some kosher dill pickles.
And topped it with some cheapass 'Merican plastic scheeze.
And then I microwaved it like a JayT hotdog.
Have mercy.
It was killer.
Better than any of those taco joints they have in North Korea!
For her tacos.
She doesn't eat left overs.
So I took some of her leftover pork.
And splooged it with bbq sauce.
Then I sliced up some kosher dill pickles.
And topped it with some cheapass 'Merican plastic scheeze.
And then I microwaved it like a JayT hotdog.
Have mercy.
It was killer.
Better than any of those taco joints they have in North Korea!
the plastic scheeze holds it all together so when you pick it up it doesn't do this right ?
I geddit
i don't dig it, but i get it
i'd rather have no cheese
than plastic scheeze
I geddit
i don't dig it, but i get it
i'd rather have no cheese
than plastic scheeze
Guatemalan Insanity Pepper said:the plastic scheeze holds it all together so when you pick it up it doesn't do this right ?
I geddit
i don't dig it, but i get it
i'd rather have no cheese
than plastic scheeze
Negative.
The plastic cheese was on their because of alcohol.
And I was hungry and lazy.
Just look at that sorry excuse for a pickled jalapeno on the made in fine china paper plate.
But looks can be deceiving.
I ate two more of those trailer trash tacos.
And 5 more pickled xalapas.
And I liked to be liking it.
Like a hobo finding an ass pocket of whiskey!
But..... why do you have that "cheese" in your house?
The Hot Pepper said:
Because of The Queen of Nile.
My dear sweet wife.
mrs. blues.
'Lemme 'splain you Lucy something you can understand.
mrs. blues has a BA in business and an MA in accounting.
Thinks Cooking and Fucking are two cities in China.
And won't touch any thang green unless it comes out of a can.
And now.....
We are here.
I don't mind American cheese from the deli dept. it's the "cheese food" by law not allowed to call it cheese, I don't like.
i totally geddit
those drunken chef moments
everything taste so right
even though its so wrong
no toasted tilla
plastic Scheeze
no squeez'ns and pleasin's
still though
at the time
it was epic deliciousness
those drunken chef moments
everything taste so right
even though its so wrong
no toasted tilla
plastic Scheeze
no squeez'ns and pleasin's
still though
at the time
it was epic deliciousness
I bet it tasted just like a McRib with cheese.
The Hot Pepper said:
well
that ruined it...
here i was bein' nice
and imaginin' the drunken delights
of a leftovers taco
that one sometimes creates
while one is hammered
but you ruined it
The Hot Pepper said:
The irony is this...
mrs. blues thinks nothing of dropping $300 on dinner for two at Emerils in Las Vegas.
On two occasions there we ate like wealthy russian arms dealers.
Some dude named Putin might have been our waiter.
The aged ribeye I ate and the filet mrs. blues had...
Were both some of the best 'thangs we ever put into our mouths.
(mrs. blues being the best)
Anywhoo...
Our 2nd time there....
I eat ever 'thang on my plate.
Made a facial mud pack with the rest of the scalloped potatoes.
Shotgunned the bearnaise.
And poured the rest of the mushroom sauce into my left pants pocket.
mrs. blues can't finish her steak and gets a doggy bag.
But its not for her.
The doggy bag is for me.
She won't eat leftovers.
Even $300 dollar leftovers.
And yet....
She is a whore for Arby's, Taco Bell, and KFC.
Yeah but that horsey sauce...
I made Irish taquitos with leftover corned beef and American cheese one time on a drunken day with my brother in law. It tastes pretty good when you're smashed. My wife was not pleased with the mess I left and I felt the wrath when I stumbled back through the door later that night.. I would have totally apologized had I remembered that I even did it. Good times.
The Hot Pepper said:
She doesn't like it.
She always texts me the same thing.
Arby's regular cheddar roast beef on a sesame seed bun.
And a Dr. Pepper.
I do as I'm told and bring home the gold.
Because she is mrs. blues...
And makes all the money.
bob65 said:Would you class this as a taco?
I mean, what should a taco be?
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Baby spinach leaves, tomato, onion, leftover stir fry, and cheese.
Definitely smashed it.
Is it a taco?
Its TAF!!!