food Make your best taco.

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

roasted Hatch Creme Soup
on a Burger 
over Falafel and Feta in a Pita
smothered over an Omelette
served in a big bowl alongside a Quesadilla Sammich 
i'll take mine messy and green
   

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

What about a mornay sauce? That shit is bomb on everything.

 

     What?! I couldn't hear you. I had some bearnaise sauce in my ear from my bath earlier today.

 

[Edmick]

 
     What?! I couldn't hear you. I had some bearnaise sauce in my ear from my bath earlier today.

I love making béarnaise sauce with mushrooms on top of ribeye. *heavy breathing*

 

[texas blues]

What about a mornay sauce? That shit is bomb on everything.

 
In Texas.
 
We call that queso.
 
Make a chicken fried steak.
 
Eat it.
 
And you'll see Jesus.
 
Forget the tired broke ass cream gravy.
 
Splooge that CFS with queso.
 
How about trinidad scorpion chorizo queso?
 
And then you'll see Jesus' DAD.
 
And about that guy....
 
He's living in my house.
 
Pays no rent.
 
Dude never puts a new roll of toilet paper on the holder chingaderra.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

I love making béarnaise sauce with mushrooms on top of ribeye. *heavy breathing*

 
 
 
 
I just peed a little.
 
True story
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
In Texas.
 
We call that queso.
 
Make a chicken fried steak.
 
Eat it.
 
And you'll see Jesus.
 
Forget the tired broke ass cream gravy.
 
Splooge that CFS with queso.
 
How about trinidad scorpion chorizo queso?
 
And then you'll see Jesus' DAD.
 
And about that guy....
 
He's living in my house.
 
Pays no rent.
 
Dude never puts a new roll of toilet paper on the holder chingaderra.

 
 
 
I understand that of which you speak.
 
My local Mexican restaurant has a burrito.
 
I forget the name.
 
It's got steak and beans and onions and roasted peppers and stuff inside.
 
And it comes on a hot steel plate on a bed of sliced onions and poblanos.
 
Then they drench it in crema and the whole place gets awesome.
 
I can't stop posting in Texambic pentameter.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I can't stop posting in Texambic pentameter.

 

 
I mean
 
r
 
o
 
f
 
l
 
!

 

[Edmick]

You
 
Guys are
 
too
 
much

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

pretty sure i have enough fixins here ta make a bastardized murrican fish taco of some kind...
 
will it end up here, or in Drunken Chef thread?...
 
 
time will tell 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Sandwich of the month?

 

[texas blues]

You
 
Guys are
 
too
 
much

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiaRbP_U7j8

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

what have we here ? 
 

Juice of half a lime, my smoked Serrano Pow, pinch of Aji Confetti mix,
 
 ...
 

Sour crema and Old Bay Seasoning  added
 
is this TB's squeezin's an pleasin's ? NOPE
 
this is G.I.P.'s drunkin' discovery fishtaco sauce
and it fuggin rocks  
i already had some on a tortilla 
 
here are the fixins
 

 
yes, it's okay... go ahead and give me shite about my 90 second Spanish rice it's all good 
or it will be after i put Skullburner Scarlet Pain on it
 
 
 
i think i got this...
 
 

 

[The Count]

I keep that exact rice in the pantry in case of emergency rice requirements.

 

[Hybrid Mode 01]

 
 
will it end up here, or in Drunken Chef thread?...
 

 
 
     It better!

 

 

[texas blues]

GIP..."Juice of 1/2 a lime."
 
What the hell are you gonna' do with the juice of half a lime?
 
Like posting....
 
"half a strip of bacon grease."
 
 
 
 

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

GIP..."Juice of 1/2 a lime."
 
What the hell are you gonna' do with the juice of half a lime?
 
Like posting....
 
"half a strip of bacon grease."
 
 
 
 

lol this is a serving for 1
the other half got wedged up to be squeezin on the tacos individually 
 
 
https://youtu.be/BaVGha099jU

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 

[The Hot Pepper]

GIP..."Juice of 1/2 a lime."
 
What the hell are you gonna' do with the juice of half a lime?
 
Like posting....
 
"half a strip of bacon grease."

 
From someone that is half baked.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

tacos continued 
 

 

taco number uno also known as "test taco" aka oh shit i forgot the rice    aka well, i might as well eat my first one while i wait 90 seconds to make rice Jay-T hotdog stylee
 
sooo goood     
 

  oh shit    almost ran out before supper 
 
 
 
BOOM
 

 

everything was fantastic 
 

 

[muskymojo]

 
 
yes, it's okay... go ahead and give me shite about my 90 second Spanish rice it's all good 
 

 
Couldn't care less about the rice... nobody cares about rice. It's just a filler.
 
It's the bag of pre-battered frozen mystery fish that makes you deserve a slap in the balls.
 
The final tacos look pretty dang good though, so not a hard slap...
 

 

[texas blues]

 
From someone that is half baked.

 
Maybe.
 
But I use all my half.
 
I've been doing my best half since 2007 on this forum.
 
And you of all people should know!
 
You've seen all of my posts.
 
From back in the day of the caveman.
 
The troglodyte.
 
And now here we are.
 
Because I have neanderthal DNA.
 
And I want to pick a fight.
 
But that would be stupid.
 
Because I'm now an old neanderthal.
 
With callouses on my knuckles.
 
I know enough martial arts and kung fu.
 
To allow myself to be punched in the face and knocked out in public.
 
And THP is the hotness.
 
So si senor.
 
I've baked some 'thangs on this forum.
 
A few 'thangs.
 
Almost all of them.
 
Had something to do with cheese.
 
But then.
 
I'm crazy.
 
 
That way.