food Make your best taco.

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Lettuce lovers.
 
You guys are so lame.
 
You say you love it.
 
But you never post a pic of a salad.

 
 

Because, um, this is the taco thread.

Ow! Hey! Papow!

 
 

He won't answer. He's in the salad thread looking for a taco.

 
voila
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/69859-happy-national-taco-day/?p=1585475  

 

[Rajun Gardener]

I made salad tacos for supper!!!
 
Has anyone tried these products? They were actually good. The beans are freeze dried and it's real beans with skins and the sauce is made with dried peppers.

 
Thanks Mike for the Secret Satan Salsa, it was great!!
 
I'm stuffed and happy!!!

 
 

 

[texas blues]

Steak.
 
mrs. blues wanted prime filet.
 
For Christmas day supper.
 
With.
 
Asparagus.
 
Roasted mini new potatoes.
 
With bearnaise.
 
But.
 
As tradition dictated.
 
She would make breakfast.
 
Bacon.
 
Eggs.
 
Potatoes with scheeze.
 
We ate sooo much of that.
 
We were like 2 orcas after eating a walrus.
 
Nap time.
 
No supper.
 
Fast forward to now.
 
She didn't feel like steak tonight.
 
Or any 'thang else.
 
And so....
 
 
I'm not really a steak guy.
 
But I can't let it go to waste.
 
Enter the Dragon.
 
Cast iron.
 
Onion.
 
Guerito chiles.
 
Salt and pepper.
 

 
And then.
 

 
This is just what I do.
 

 
And theres lettuce.
 
Lettuce.
 
And blue cheese dressing.
 

 
I feel sometimes.
 
Like I've been wandering.
 
Forever.
 
In the wilderness.
 
Subsisting on grubs and small vermin.
 
Until one day.
 

 
But I made a crucial rookie mistake.
 
I cut into it right out of the pan.
 
I was soooo hungy!!!!
 
It was medium.
 
But looks well done.
 
I care not.
 

 
But ya' know...
 
If I didna' have to clean the kitchen.
 
Play with Trouble.
 
A Les Paul.
 
And spend time posting on THP.
 
 
I would have made that bearnaise.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You sir are a beast!
 
And I love that you are digging on lettuce more lately. Pairs so well with what you posted!

 

[texas blues]

You sir are a beast!
 
And I Iove that you are digging on lettuce more lately. Pairs so well with what you posted!

 
Negative.
 
I am a bitch.
 
To my dear sweet wife.
 
And my dog.
 
That was butter lettuce.
 
Often sold as Boston.
 
Or Bibb lettuce.
 
Bitches like to be liking that kine' lettuce.
 
Truth is.
 
mrs. blues.
 
Nor Trouble.
 
Will touch it.
 
I even threw it on the floor.
 
She sniffed at it.
 
And made be take her outside after wards.
 
To make a big fat poop.
 
So the fact is this.
 
Even dogs.
 
Will choose to go take a shit.
 
Rather than eat lettuce.
 
 
True story.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You like the lettuce man, you busted!
 
I buy this boxed lettuce called Organic Girl - Butter Plus. It's the hearts of red and green butter lettuce. Shit ROCKS! Carry on!

 

[texas blues]

Leftoverture.
 
Enter the hollandaise.
 
Hotass Bohunk paprika.
 
Asparagus.
 
Tater tots.
 
For mrs. blues.
 
WTF?
 

 
Taco panocha.
 
 

 
Needs more bohunk.
 
 

 
 

 
Because.
 
Tacos.
 
Thats just what I do.
 

 
When the apocalypse comes.
 
Don't bother knocking on my door.
 
Get yer own dang food.
 
I got mine.
 
You get yours.
 
Have mercy.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

what.... is......... that?

 

[texas blues]

what.... is......... that?

 
You've been holding my beer.
 
My mission is done.
 
I'll have that beer back now.

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

what.... is......... that?

It looks like a little tater, but I'd definitely hit that taco. It looks scrumptious!

 

[texas blues]

It looks like a little tater, but I'd definitely hit that taco. It looks scrumptious!

 
WTH?
 
Its a sin to describe tacos as being...
 
"Scrumptious".
 
Read your Bible.
 
Its in there.
 
A right proper affirmation would be....
 
"Maaaaan...if that taco had boobs that squirted beer I'd marry it!!!"
 
 
Now thats.
 
A proper description.

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

I guess that description would work as well, except my friends and family would look at me like I'm an idiot as soon as I said it.

Tasty, scrumptious, bomb, delicious, great, etc. are adjectives I use all the time when describing tacos, and other delectable foods.

Your tacos look good, though. Were those potatoes there?

 

[luvmesump3pp3rz]

got to make due with what ya got!
 
leftover rib roast from christmas dinner. onion, lettuce, pickled hungarian hots, a little cheese, some hot sauce from my secret satan gift box.
 
and last but not least..........
 
wait for it.......wait for it..........
 
RANCH DIP.    dat`s rite!    out of sour cream but had leftover ranch dip so i did it. and it was good.   
 

 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Your tacos look good, though. Were those potatoes there?

 
Nope, boobs that squirt beer. It's in your bible apparently. 

 

[Scovie]

Your fillings look killer.

 

[Masher]

got to make due with what ya got!
 
leftover rib roast from christmas dinner. onion, lettuce, pickled hungarian hots, a little cheese, some hot sauce from my secret satan gift box.
 
and last but not least..........
 
wait for it.......wait for it..........
 
RANCH DIP.    dat`s rite!    out of sour cream but had leftover ranch dip so i did it. and it was good.   
 

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Dude!! Masher would mash the shit out of that right now!!

Rib steak tacos...Hell ya!!!

 

[Masher]

Leftoverture.
 
Enter the hollandaise.
 
Hotass Bohunk paprika.
 
Asparagus.
 
Tater tots.
 
For mrs. blues.
 
WTF?
 

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Taco panocha.
 
 

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Needs more bohunk.
 
 

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Because.
 
Tacos.
 
Thats just what I do.
 

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TB, I'm salivating bud. Looks killer!!!

 

[Scovie]

He'd put the MASHER SMASH on it.

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

 
Nope, boobs that squirt beer. It's in your bible apparently. 

What about boobs that squirt tequila, or micheladas? They are tacos, after all

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

Oh yeah, luvmesump3pp3rz is bringing the heat! Nom nom nom