food Make your best taco.

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because this wasn't enough...
 
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Ranch is killer.
 
'Specially when mixto'd.
 
With xalapa and avocado.
 
Splooge it.
 
On ever 'thang.
 
Not too long ago.
 
I cut myself shaving.
 
And ranch ran down my cheek.
 
Lucky for me.
 
I had a bag of Fritos in the bathroom.
 
I recycled that sheeit like a Texan hobo.
 
It was chingon as hell!
 
 
Tacos al pastor.
 
Make a marinade.
 
Achiote.
 
Pineapple juice.
 
White vinegar.
 
Mexican oregano.
 
Pequins.
 
Kosher salt.
 
 
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Thin slice some pork.
 
And lather it up.
 
For 24 hours.
 
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Slice some pina'.
 
With a Ka-Bar.
 
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Rack it.
 
Stack it.
 
And pack it.
 
On a skewer.
 
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Throw it down.
 
In the oven @ 375 for an hour or so.
 
Slice and dice tacos.
 
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Hit it with cilantro.
 
Diced onion.
 
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This is your new girl friend.
 
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Tacos.
 
They don't always be.
 
Be like they be.
 
But they do.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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mrs. blues.
 
Rarely eats my kine food.
 
She made a sammich with that leftover swine.
 
With mayo and swiss cheese.
 
And liked it!
 
She didna' even complain about the pequin hotness.
 
I almost passed out.
 
From the shock.
 
Note to self.
 
mrs. blues likes to liking al pastor sammiches.
 
 
 
 
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Had to call Geek Squad. They told me to stop licking the screen.
 
THP.
 
I reckon you've had some killer tacos.
 
Like that al pastor.
 
If I recall correctly.
 
Isn't there a food court or truck joint.
 
That you go to to get your taco on in NYC?
 
I remember something about elotes and such from you.
 
There's soccer fields by me and all the food trucks are not the "gourmet" ones they are the Latin American ones that have been there since 1993 so legit, clean, real food trucks with all that stuff yeah. Pupusas, etc.
 
Yesterday.
 
For lunch.
 
mrs. blues and I had date lunch.
 
At Fuzzy's Tacos in Little Elm, TX.
 
They sucked.
 
Beans and rice were room temp.
 
I had the shrimp fajitas.
 
Had all the flavor of boiled water.
 
The queso.
 
Don't even get me started on that.
 
Like they microwaved 2 Kraft American Cheese Slices.
 
With a pint of milk.
 
Lame AF.
 
Bring your NYC legit Latin American trucks down here.
 
Pronto!
 
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