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Make your best taco.

And it doesn't have to be mexican.
 
I put ever dang 'thang on a flour or corn tortilla.
 
Thats a taco.
 
Make a bigger taco.
 
Thats a burrito.
 
Its all good.
 
Ever had a brisket and egg breakfast taco?
 
How about a sun dried tomato, goat cheese, roasted garlic, pequin, and refried bean taco?
 
The rules are this.
 
Keep it flour or corn.
 
Home made or store bought.
 
If you post a pita taco I will like you but then unlike you.
 
And then probably still like you again if it looks really good.
 
Get crazy.
 
 
Lime cilantro chicken thighs with pequin powder.
 
I love pequins.
 
Flat topped.
 
Like a naval aircraft carrier.
 
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And even more lime and cilantro.
 
In pintos and rice.
 
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Roll it all up with some cheese and rock it!
 
The pics do no justice.
 
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Those damn paper plates.
 
Give it to me!
 
Super wombat chingon!
 
However.
 
Why does ever one double down.
 
With 2 corn tortilla's.
 
On a single taco?
 
I know in Mexico they often do that.
 
But my Mexican friends.
 
Don't.
 
Is it to keep the integrity of the taco?
 
To keep it from falling apart?
 
I've never had that problem.
 
Perhaps.
 
I need to consult with Miguel and Antonio.
 
Los pinche putos.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Hot Pepper said:
You buy those "street taco" ones and they are thicker. The regular corn often break, doubling up is common.
 
What you talikin' 'bout Willis?
 
Regular corn tortillas'?
 
I've been eating corn tortilla's.
 
Since I was a kid.
 
We never doubled.
 
But.
 
I'm hungarian.
 
On another note.
 
I got a jones for fish tacos tonight.
 
Make some Texas tartar sauce.
 
With chlitepin.
 
Mayo.
 
Garlic.
 
Texas Best Maid pickles.
 
Boat motor it.
 
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Then rock some whiting.
 
In cast iron.
 
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Slap yoursef' upside your head.
 
Because you have no cabbage.
 
But you have some leftover lettuce.
 
I'm cool and the gang with it.
 
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Chairman Mao it.
 
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WTH?
 
I only did single tortillas!
 
The whiting fish is super goodness.
 
Super cheapness.
 
And makes most excellente chingon fish tacos!
 
 
 
 
 
My two tortilla taco singing to me after reading TB's comment on doubling down:




Yeah it’s pretty clear, I am a size two
But I can shake it, shake it like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain’t real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just raise ’em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your size
She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night.

Sent from my S9
 
My size is 32/30.
 
Too cool to burn.
 
Too hot to freeze.
 
All the womernz.
 
Know I please.
 
From the the tip of my toes.
 
To the topa' my head.
 
I only sport.
 
The finest thread.
 
Because.
 
I'ma sin center.
 
A soul shaker.
 
A booty buster.
 
And a baby maker!
 
 
Tortillas.
 
I don't really give a sheeit.
 
I'm hungarian.
 
And a musician.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
 
It wasn't an insult but if you see Ranch as an insult I guess I win :rofl:
 
Negative.
 
That lame ass gif was an insult.
 
There are more than 29 million people living in Texas.
 
And ever one of them.
 
Loves ranch.
 
 
And chicken fried steak.
 
I'm sorry that I put that camera in your bedroom.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Everything is bigger in Texas, except TB's tortillas  :rofl:
 
and his short little legs  :point:          :rofl:
texas blues said:
My size is 32/30.
 
Too cool to burn.
 
Too hot to freeze.
 
All the womernz.
 
Know I please.
 
From the the tip of my toes.
 
To the topa' my head.
 
I only sport.
 
The finest thread.
 
Because.
 
I'ma sin center.
 
A soul shaker.
 
A booty buster.
 
And a baby maker!
 
 
Tortillas.
 
I don't really give a sheeit.
 
I'm hungarian.
 
And a musician.
 
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