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Okay I admit it...

geeme said:
I just absent-mindedly ate half a jar of pickled jalapenos..... Oops!
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Who other than YOU does that?

I do that on purpose!

I have though "accidently" spilled an entire half rack of beer down my throat.

And last night I "accidently" spilled several red solo cups of cheap box merlot in my pie hole as well.
 
lol - well, I've never done an entire jar all in one sitting, and I really had no intent to do so now. Just got a couple, then a couple more.... then looked at the jar after a bit and was surprised.
 
You know, when a hhwhiskey bottle is turned upside down, the whiskey falls out?
I admit, I have had to save a few from draining on the floor.
 
I think I am going to have a couple drinky poos today... If I make it to chat tonight it will probably be a riot.
 
Scoville DeVille said:
You know, when a hhwhiskey bottle is turned upside down, the whiskey falls out?
I admit, I have had to save a few from draining on the floor.
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are you old enough to remember nintendo "game and watch" LCD games?
There's a mario brothers game where they are working at a bottling plant and it's twin screen, so you control both at the same time at each end of the horizontal conveyor belts.
http://youtu.be/03udgQDpQSA?t=3m15s

I never finished the game, because I stop and drink them.
 
I admit that I have given mrs. blues crap for her use of mayo and also ketchup.

But right now I am eating my open faced egg and peno on white toast splooged with you guessed it...

Ketchup.

The bottle was sitting there on the counter where mrs. blues left it.

It whispered to me sweetly about pleasuring me with lycopene and some sheeit.

I splooged it all over my egg sammich.

And liked it.
 
texas blues said:
I admit that I have given mrs. blues crap for her use of mayo and also ketchup.

But right now I am eating my open faced egg and peno on white toast splooged with you guessed it...

Ketchup.

The bottle was sitting there on the counter where mrs. blues left it.

It whispered to me sweetly about pleasuring me with lycopene and some sheeit.

I splooged it all over my egg sammich.

And liked it.
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You're not using the pure power of ketchup, or 'tomato sauce' as it's known here.
I don't hate it, but I find where ever it is good, a chilli sauce would be better, so I got no time for it on pies, hotdogs, sausage rolls, eggs etc, where it is traditionally used. And I don;t put anything like that on a decent meat either.

I just use it when I have the chance to piss off ketchup haters and food snobs at the same time for entertainment purposes. Fritatta, quiches? Yeah I love me some ketchup on that thanks. LOL
 
When I was married to my first wife, the scorpion woman toxic bitch from hell, I served up a beautiful prime rib roast cooked in sea salt to my then in-laws.

They drowned that gorgeous piece of meat in ketchup.

It was then that I realized I married the wrong woman.
 
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